Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 6: You Can't Handle The Truth

I just have flashes of Jack Nicholson yelling that I can’t handle the truth...Oh, Jack.

AHH! I accidentally paused it when Dean was growing the vamp fangs. SCARRED FOR LIFE! Are we finally going to find out what’s up with Sam?

Um...what? That was a little...weird. That’s...mean. And...why are people like blabbing shit out? “I hate Mommy. I wanna burn her in her sleep.” Oh, boy. She’s going to kill herself. Why are people being so ridiculous?

Of course, it would be at “the Happy Place.”

“Just...don’t shoot him yet.” This is hilarious. What is wrong with Sam? “Get in the car, he’s your case.” Bobby, I will once more profess my undying love for you.

Sam. What the hell is wrong with you? SAMMY! Stop acting like a dick! I don’t care if you’re right. You’re so fucked up right now. And you look way too smug right now to be my Sammy.

WHAT?! THIS GUY IS TELLING HIS FRIEND WHO IS ALSO HIS DENTIST AND IS GOING TO STICK A DRILL IN HIS MOUTH THAT HE RAPED THE GUY’S DAUGHTER! Oh, yeah, and the dentist killed him. This shit is insane!

“Maybe it’s just Sam.” That is kind of bad. I think it might be worse than if it was Lucifer, which I don’t think it is. Sam’s not like Lucifer at all, and I don’t think he would have sat on his ass for a year and pretended to be a Hunter if Lucy was in his body, you know?

“And then I’m handling this.” Oh...does he mean...he’s going to kill Sam? Bby, you can’t do that.

“You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling.” *giggles* Dean, you’re adorable. Oh, you were researching doppelgangers. That makes me think of Doctor Who. Superwho is canon, the end.

Didn’t Sam say there was a tuba at the last girl’s house? And there’s a sax at this guy’s? CONNECTION! A one in a billion horn that got stolen? This...is getting interesting.

Gabriel’s Horn of Truth? Oh, great. That’s not going to be good. CASTIEL, you’re back. Oh, Cas, bby. You’re so upset you couldn’t help Dean, and you’re giving him alcohol. HUG, PLEASE! Or disappear, okay.

“You were gone two seconds. Where did you look?” “...Everywhere.” Perfect. Bby, you’re perfect.

The bodies are gone? Like how? And that newscaster...IT’S THE NEWSCASTER! She’s got something to do with it, doesn’t she? Is she Patient Zero? DEAN IT’S GOING TO HIT YOU TOO, ISN’T IT? Oh, crap.

The girl with the boobs. DEAN, YOU CAN’T RESIST, AND YOU ARE AWESOME.

Yep, the thing works over the phone. Bobby’s pedicures. “Now I’m scarred for life.” Cute. “Maybe cause you’re my favorite. But Sam’s a better Hunter, lately.” HILARIOUS! “Did you know my first girlfriend turned out to be...” “...No, no, uh uh...” I love it.

Dean’s going to ask Sam’s what’s up, isn’t he...excellent.

Ohhh, this is going to end his thing with Lisa, isn’t it? Now that he’s got the Truth Bug. Yeah, this is not good. It sounds like she’s blaming Dean for Sam coming back. He didn’t do anything! This sucks balls.

That’s a cat skull in the girl’s room. Oh boy. “Why did you just stand there?” “I didn’t. I froze.” “You froze. You’ve been Terminator since you got back.” “I don’t know, shock? And then it was too late.” Is this not affecting Sam? Shit, it’s not affecting him, is it? Yeah, that thing didn’t affect Sam. And now Dean thinks he’s crazy.

Veritas, goddess of Truth. YES! I knew it was the newscaster lady. I am the smartest ever. ”She’s creepy. I mean, the hair alone.” Dean, you’re perfect.” Sam should wear short sleeves more often, because Jared is RIPPED AS FUCK! Look at those arms!

“Do I even wanna know where you got that?” “Probably not.” Even though Sam isn’t Sam, they still have awesome chemistry together.

The music in this scene is excellent, honestly. And there are cats everywhere! I just threw up a little in my mouth, looking at all those bodies. WOAH THAT CHICK IS HOT IN THAT DRESS! EWEWEW SHE’S PULLING OUT THE GUY’S TONGUE GROSSGROSSGROSS! And she ate it. I threw up in my mouth more.

“What do you really feel about your brother?” “Better now, as of yesterday I wanted to kill him in his sleep. I thought he was a monster, but now I think he’s just acting like me.” “What do you mean?” “It’s the gig. You’re covered in blood until you’re covered in your own blood. Half the time you’re about to die, like right now. I told myself I wanted out, that I wanted a family.” “But you were lying.” “No. But what I’m good at, is slicing throats. I ain’t a father, I’m a killer, and there’s no changing that, I know that now.”

Shit. That was heavy. If Dean’s telling the truth, which I’m sure he is, because he’s not crazy like Sam, it’s good to know he really wanted to have a family. But growing up the way they did...that’s enough to fuck anyone up, especially a boy with Dean’s past and Dean’s issues.

Now that I see this girl kneeling next to Sam, she reminds me of Daneel. It’s the eyebrows, I think.

“You’re not human.” “What?” Fuck. But he did give Dean the knife, so that was a pretty good move right there. I believe he still loves Dean, but there’s something up. Um...is it just me or was that last little moan the chick did like an orgasm noise?

Okay, it’s time for some truth telling. What’s going on with Sam? “Ever since I came back, I am a better Hunter than I’ve ever been. Nothing scares me anymore because I can’t feel it. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I think I need help.” Shit. Okay...

I’m torn between being glad that Sam’s asking for help and being really pissed that he didn’t say anything before. He had to know Dean would do anything to help him. YES, DEAN! PUNCH HIM! Okay, you punched him enough. Once was enough, I think. But bby, you knocked him out.

And of course, that’s the end of the episode. Of course it is.

I live a Dean Appreciation Life. I live a Bobby Appreciation Life. I live a Castiel Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 6: You Can't Handle The Truth (SPOILER BLOG)

I love movies and books and shows where the characters are required to tell the truth. I don’t know why. I just think it’s interesting. It’s just proof that humans have the most twisted, awful shit running through their brains and it’s only societal standards that force us to filter out these bad thoughts and keep them inside.

“It’s a new, more caring administration.” Says Soulless!Sam, who punches caring people in the face.

At least Soulless!Sam is a good interrogator. Hunting is clearly easier without a soul. HE LOOKS FUCKING PLEASED WHEN THAT WOMAN IS CRYING.

OH MY GOD ALL THE HORROR. DENTISTRY IS A TERRIFYING PROFESSION.

I love that Bobby is willing to state their worst fear: that Hell changed Sam for the worse. That his time in the cage, however short, turned him into some kind of monster without a conscience.

I love this “weapons from Heaven” story line. I know it doesn’t last for long, but as I’ve said before, I love biblical stuff, so the whole Staff of Moses/Horn of Gabriel thing is cool.

AUGH I HATE IT WHEN MOM AND DAD FIGHT.

Dean: Are you kidding me? I have been on red alert about Sam and you come for some stupid horn?

Castiel: You asked me to be here and I came.

Dean: I’ve been asking you to be here for days, you dick!

CASTIEL DIDN’T WANT TO ANSWER DEAN’S PRAYERS ABOUT SAM BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO PULLED SAM OUT AND HE DIDN’T WANT TO THINK THAT HE HAD DONE SOMETHING WRONG AHHHHH.

I love Castiel pouring Dean’s drink for him. As much as he’s enabling Dean’s alcoholism, it’s a very familiar, friendly gesture and signifies their ~bond~.

Dean: What happened to you, Cas? You used to be human, or at least like one.

Castiel: I’m at war. Certain… regrettable things are now required of me.

LIKE DEALS WITH THE KING OF HELL OH LORD SO MANY FEELINGS.

Dean: You were gone for like, two seconds. Where did you look?

Castiel: … Everywhere.

This last little scene between Dean and Castiel is so poignant to me. I feel like I always see Castiel hurt on Dean’s behalf. It’s much easier for me to believe that Cas loves Dean than the other way around. BUT, in this scene, after they finish talking about the Horn of Gabriel, and Dean realizes Cas is about to flit off, he turns SO BITTER. He sounds so angry when he says, “Well, nice seeing you anyway” and when Cas tries to reach out to him, he responds like a child. To me, this is proof that he cares. To him it seems like Castiel only comes when he needs something or has something to gain, and not because he actually cares about him or Sam. I honestly believe that Castiel does care, but he’s at war: he can’t just pop down whenever Dean needs him, as important as it may be.

“I’d just like the freaking truth.” CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, DEAN-O.

THE TRUTH IS A FANTASTIC AND TERRIBLE THING.

“Why am I telling you? Maybe ‘cause you’re my favorite. Although, Sam’s a better hunter. Lately, anyway.”

This line kills me. Sam has to be soulless to be a better hunter than Dean. I like to imagine that when the playing fields are even (both parties in full control of their souls and not hopped up on demon blood or any other substances) they are both equally good at hunting. They’re a team.

“How is it that half the time you clean a mess, you end up dirty?” STORY OF DEAN’S LIFE AMIRITE.

“You two have the most unhealthy, tangled up, crazy thing I’ve ever seen. And as long as he’s in your life, you’re never going to be happy.”

I had to pause the video to take a big deep breath when Lisa said this. WHOO. Painful. Do not like. Heart hurts now.

SOULLESS SAM CAN LIE BECAUSE VERITAS AFFECTS PEOPLE’S SOULS OMG SAMMY HAS NO SOUL SO HE CAN LIE THAT IS VERY SCARY.

I think the idea of Veritas is really cool. I like the story line of this episode.

Dean: I thought he was a monster, but now I think…

Veritas: Now you think what?

Dean: He’s just acting like me.

This reminds me of the end of Season 3 when Sam says that he’s trying to be more like Dean so that he can take over the war once Dean gets dragged to Hell.

“I’m not a father. I’m a killer.” BREAK MY HEART IN TWO PIECES WHY DON’T YOU.

I LOVE THIS SEQUENCE. Humans can lie; that’s what makes them humans. It’s like what Dean said back in “Free To Be You and Me”: when humans want something really, really badly, they lie. This is something Dean teaches Castiel about being human. Having a soul makes us humans: Soulless!Sam is not a human being. He doesn’t feel love or guilt or fear, and he doesn’t know what’s wrong, and he doesn’t even care about finding out until Dean’s about to shiv him.

DEAN. CUT IT OUT. STOP HITTING SOULLESS!SAM.

Oof. The truth is coming out so, so soon…

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 5: Live Free Or Twi-Hard

Combining an awesome movie franchise (Die Hard, not the other one) with a bunch of scary-ass people (yes, the twi-hards sort of terrify me).

This is my first episode after a long hiatus of not watching at all, mostly due to some crazy shit happening in my life, including being a bridesmaid in my uncle’s wedding and moving down with my dad. Bleh.

Here we go. I missed my boys.

But for real, is this going to have to do with vampires again? Also, Dean, you are perfect and beautiful and stop making me tingle!

What’s wrong with my Sammy?

That guy is totally a vampire, isn’t he? He’s kind of hot. ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE THIS INTO TWILIGHT?! I AM CRYING!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW.

I want to count how many lines are basically straight out of Twilight, and how loud Kristen’s breathing is (KSTEW, I’m looking at your performances in Twilight and New Moon), but literally everything makes me think of Twilight, so that would kind of be a waste of my time, I think. LOLCATS!

God, even the vamp’s voice is like RPattz’. “I can make my own decisions; I’m seventeen.” Dear Castiel, I cannot even. This is ridiculous.

“Is there gonna be...velvet?” This is HILARIOUS. I cannot. OH DEAR GOD HIS NAME IS ROBERT. I CANNOT. KRIPKE, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST TROLL IN THE UNIVERSE. KING TROLL RIGHT THERE.

Oh, Dean...you’re insane. I love you. But Lisa...I can do without you. Although I do really think you care about Dean, but still.

“Oh, that is so much worse.” HAHAHA “Vampires?” “Nah, these aren’t vampires, man. These...these are douchebags.” Dean, I love you so much. I will profess my undying love to you all day every day.

His face is seriously cracking me up right now. “What is he so bummed out about?” I could quote this whole episode. I’ll try only to do the ones that really make me laugh. “Look at this. He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?” Ridiculous.

Romero. Dean, you are perfect. YOU ARE PERFECT I CANNOT! “Hey, how many T’s are there in Pattinson?” UGH I CANNOT! I love that they’re totally just in on all of this. I cannot. I CANNOT!

What the hell is this? Are the vamps robbing this dude or whatever, or am I missing something? Oh, he’s a guy from a blood bank, isn’t he? Yeah, he totally is. Called that one. It says please give blood, not TAKE blood.

“You go with Efron, I’ve got Bieber.” Dean, you are the most perfect man on the face of the earth. But can I just ask what might seem like an obvious question? Doesn’t this seem like a bit of a trap? WHAT THE HELL SAM HAD A MACHETE!

“Are you wearing glitter?” “All right, Mm Bop your way outta here.” SO MANY PERFECT REFERENCES!

That curly vamp called Dean “pretty.” Shit’s gonna go down, isn’t it? Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? Why didn’t you come prepared? And Sam, WHY ARE YOU LETTING CURLY VAMP TURN DEAN UNTO A VAMPIRE?! WHAT THE HELL SAM! And you smiled. Something is sure the hell wrong with you?

More lamp abuse? And he’s turning into a vamp. Is there any way to fix this? “You sit down.” Cute.

Sam, why aren’t you freaking out? Dean has a good point. What is wrong with Sam? “Newsflash, Mr. Wizard, vampires pee.” Perfect man is perfect. Woah, he’s already got a fang? That’s some quick acting shit there.

And...Dean went to Lisa’s? What the hell is wrong with him? Dean, stop being a vampire already, please. I don’t like you like this. Except look at those sexy eye crinkles.

I don’t like Lisa, but FUCK that was hot, their almost kiss. Shit, he hurt Ben. Oh, Dean. You didn’t eat anyone, though. You’re good. If SPN vampires weren’t so fucking scary, I’d be all up on that shit. I mean, just LOOK at Dean right now. LOOK AT HIM. That motherfucker is so sexy, I don’t even care. Except for the vamp teeth. Those are ridiculous. They’re freaky. I guess that’s the point, though.

Wait, Samuel can turn Dean back? Seriously? Fucking awesome! “Dude, you reek. You’re like a walking hamburger.” Perfect.

I don’t really trust Samuel, but I guess I don’t really have a reason not to trust him, do I? But Sammy, what is wrong with you? Sam. Winchester. If you let your brother get turned so that you could find an Alpha Vamp, I will hurt you so much you will regret the day you rose from Hell. I don’t care that you knew he could get turned back. You are in big trouble, Mister...

HAHA friendly vamps. This is an extremely different side of vampires than we’ve seen before. “I killed so many people on the way over here.” HAHA. I love that Dean is sort of freaked out that they have a fridge full of blood. Also, this is like a really well-run thing, isn’t it? I mean, seriously? It’s a huge place.

But Dean’s supposed to be a recruiter? Is that why Boris turned him? Because he was, as Boris put it, ‘Pretty?’ I mean, I guess if you were trying to ‘recruit’ people into your way of life, having pretty people do the dirty work would be the best way to go about it.

Smart guy, Dean, playing dumb. “Thirty-three?” What a crazy random number, Dean bby.

So what’s behind Boris’ thing? God. He’s saying God is behind this. I am...confuse...to start. “You want the private tour, don’t you?” EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I AM SO GROSSED OUT!

Aw fuck, Dean. You let a drop hit the floor. Stupid. Um....what’s talking to Boris? It made them all pass out...oh, including Dean. This is not good. What is happening? This is like...the creation of Vampires, or what? And those little girls look like they belong in The Shining.

Oh, wait. So the Father is like...the Head Vamp, isn’t he? Ohh, I get it now.

Woah, Dean. You are brilliant with a machete. That is some awesome hacking you’re doing there. And FUCK, that jump. You have mad skills, bro.

“This is much bigger than you and me.” What, exactly, does that mean? Wow, Dean. Nice job killing Boris.

Oh, God. Ew, he’s gonna spew, isn’t he? Ugh, yeah, he did. This is disgusting. GROSS. Vomiting is disgusting. Oh, but he saw Sam’s face in his memory. That shit was like a horrible Pensieve. But now Dean knows there’s seriously something up with his brother. Now we just have to figure out what it is.

OH, Fuck. Me. Dean in that shirt. NOMNOMNOM

Vamp Alpha is building an army. And Hunters don’t scare them anymore. That is not good at all. Ugh, Dean knows something’s up with Sam. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!

I live a Dean Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 5: Live Free or Twi-Hard (SPOILER BLOG)

Ooh, big episode! End of Dean-Lisa-Ben storyline (at least until, like... episode ten or eleven?), beginning of the Great Hunt For Sam’s Soul

LOL VAMPIRES. I hate the vamp story lines on Supernatural, but this one made me laugh like woah. Oh, Twilight. I’m dead: that girl’s name is Kristen. LIKE KRISTEN STEWART. TROLLS. TROLLS IN THE SUPERNATURAL WRITING ROOM.

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HAH the vampire’s name is Robert. I am dying of laughter right now.

“These aren’t vampires... these are douchebags.”

Sam: That’s... just... uncomfortable.
Dean: What’s he so bummed out about?

“Look at this. He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rape-y?”

LOL TAYLOR LAUTNER AND ROBERT PATTINSON I LOVE THIS EPISODE ONLY BECAUSE THEY MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF TWILIGHT.

Fuck you, Samuel. Fuck you and your fucking face. Sorry for my anger but I dislike him so much.

“You get Efron, I’ll get Beiber.” Well, now you’re just saying random celebrity names. Not vampires, Dean.

SOULLESS!SAM HAS NO MERCY AND HE IS QUICK. DAMN.

I absolutely love when Dean takes charge. It makes me feel all warm right down to my toes.

“All right, mmm-bop your way out of here. Go! And use a condom!”

Responsible Father Dean is so responsible.

HA that vamp calling Dean pretty. That’s what I would say if I ever met him.

“Sorry again, pal, I don’t play for your team.” METHINKS THE HUNTER DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH, HMMM?

Soulless!Sam makes his true debut! We’ve been able to ignore it up to this point, but THAT LITTLE SMIRK when Dean is getting turned says it all.

Vampirism sounds miserable. Poor baby.

OH DEAN SUCH A BAD IDEA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOT A GOOD PLAN.

Lisa: You’re talking about your work.
Dean: I’m talking about my life.

When you’re a hunter, your life is your work. That’s how things are. Poor Dean.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAN DID NOT JUST HURT BEN OH MY GOD SO MUCH PAIN HE WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY DEAN WAS IN THE HALLWAY SO LATE AT NIGHT OH NO POOR LITTLE BABY BEN.

Why do I like Ben now? This is mysterious. I thought I hated him. It would appear not. Still don’t like Lisa, though. And I’m having a hard time lately pinpointing exactly why.

An old Campbell recipe... hilarious.

Uh-oh... Samuel knows... SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH SAM. Awfully defensive, Sammy. I kind of wonder if Soulless!Sam realizes that there is something missing inside him before everybody points it out. And what really constitutes having a soul? What is the difference between thoughts and feelings? I think this is very interesting. In Harry Potter, when your soul gets taken from you, you basically turn into a vegetable. You can still think, but you’re basically an empty shell because you can’t feel. Soulless!Sam is obviously functional, but I wonder whether a lot of his actions are based on what he thinks he should feel rather than what he actually does. Like every time he saves Dean... it’s because he knows he has to, not out of any love at all.

Don’t vamps have a mother rather than a father? Or are they talking about the Alpha? Ugh. There is too much going on in this season.

UGH. I HATE WATCHING PEOPLE THROW UP ON CAMERA. ILL. I FEEL ILL.

Poor Dean. Augh, my heart is weeping for him. AND HE SAW THE SOULLESS!SAM SMIRK.

Ew. Soulless!Sam trying to be sincere is appalling.

FEELINGS. This episode was not as bad as I remembered it.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 4: Weekend at Bobby's

Is it weird that every time I go to type out Bobby’s name, I always go to type out “Booby.” Which is funny, but also wrong.

On another note, this is the episode Jensen directed? JENSEN MY KING!

Galveston, Texas is like an hour and a half from where I live. That’s some crazy shit.

Just me, or does it look like Bobby’s making dinner? Ugh, I keep having to play the same things over and over again because I keep missing it! I fail at multitasking!

Crowley, you’re kind of a douche, but I still love you. Bobby, YOU PUT ON A BRITISH ACCENT! YOU ARE THE PERFECT MAN!

Bobby, your Devil’s Trap in glow in the dark stuff is awesome. Holy crap, Crowley brought along his puppy pet. That is not cool. But I’m not quite sure what Crowley needs with Bobby’s soul. Is he super special or something like that?

Jensen, you are just rooting around in some dead guy’s body. Gross.

“Kick Bo Derek out of your bathtub.” HAHA hilarious. Is this episode going to be all about Bobby? Cool. I love that Bobby says “balls.” It actually cracks me up, because I say the same thing when I’m upset.

Also, does that blonde lady have a crush on him? Sure looks like it to me. Aw, Bobby does so much for them.

Lamia? What now? It’s Greek? Chew up heart, chugs the blood. Gross. Who is this girl? Oh, she’s a Crossroads Demon.

“Foreplay gets you more play.” That’s a good line. I’ll have to use that sometime. What a bitch, though, what she said about Bobby having to kill Karen.

CROWLEY IS THE KING OF HELL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT NOW WHAT THE HELL HE’S THE KING OF HELL?!

Marcy. She was on Reba, right? Aw, she’s adorable. Except that she has a problem with her wood-chipper.  That just makes me think of Fargo, honestly. She’s going to try to shove him into the wood-chipper, isn’t she.

Fergus McLeod is Crowley’s real name? Hm. Okay.

“No, Garth, not me the FBI, the real FBI.” Also, it seems like Bobby’s running some kind of telephone service for Hunters. He knows everyone. Okami? What is that? It’s Japanese. Wow. So all the monsters are coming to America? Weird. Oh Bobby. You have a back hoe to dig graves with. Perfect.

The Lamia is attacking Sam. This is awesome. OHAI SHERIFF MILLS! Also, I think it’s hilarious that they know what Bobby’s trying to say. Excellent Hunter code.

“AKA Luther Vandross, AKA Ruben Studdard.” AKA RUBEN STUDDARD!

“Yeah, but I’ve got another body buried in the yard.” TROLOLOL

Oh, it’s gonna go for Marcy. And Bobby’s going to have to save her. This is hilarious. I love this. “Have you seen anything weird?” “You mean, besides you?” Oh, that was an Asian chick on the ceiling.

See, I knew something was going to happen with the wood-chipper. HAHAHAHA HE PUT THE OKAMI THROUGH IT TROLOLOLOL THIS IS HILARIOUS. Aw, but Marcy’s covered in blood. That’s really sad for her.

“Wood-chipper. That’s pretty much trumps...everything.”

1661. Old. CROWLEY HAD A SON NAMED GAVIN! I can’t imagine Crowley as a dad. He’s too much of an asshole. HAHA I can’t believe Rufus swallowed the ring. This is hilarious.

Ugh, Dean doesn’t understand that Bobby is busy being the Hunter Whisperer, and so he’s acting like a little bitch. I love you, Dean, but you’re being whiny right now. Fucking good for you, Bobby. Good job. You are the man. YOU’RE THE MAN BOBBY!

Ugh, Sheriff Mills, not pulling through. EVERYONE IS AGAINST BOBBY WHYYYY. OH, never mind. She came through. Awesome lady.

Also, I love that Bobby’s going to put on a pot of water to boil so he can sterilize the ring. Because Rufus pooped it out.

OHOHOHOHO BOBBY YOU ARE AMAZING. I hope this works, summoning Crowley to his son. Should be interesting.

“But I’m surly and I got a beard!” Excellent writing. Excellent. Bobby, you are the most brilliant man on the face of the Earth. “What did you tell him, son?” “Everything.” Perfect.

“In life, you were nothing but a two bit tailor who sold his soul for an extra two inches below the belt.” WHAT THIS IS AWESOME!

SAM AND DEAN ARE IN SCOTLAND AT CROWLEY’S GRAVE. “A kilt. I have very athletic calves.” I love this. DEAN HATES TO FLY HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR BOBBY.

“That’s me flicking my Bic for you.” This is awesome. “Bollocks.” The best part is, that means the same thing as balls. Perfect. “He’s a dick, but a deal’s a deal.”

ALSO, MOOSE IS STILL CANON AND PERFECT! Dean honking the horn accidentally made me laugh.

I loved Bobby before, even, I believe, professed my love to him. But I really have a new appreciation for him. He is the most perfect and giving human ever.

I live a Bobby Singer Appreciation Existence. (I also live a Dean Appreciation Life, mainly for the plane ride.)

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 4: Weekend At Bobby's (SPOILER BLOG)

I just think the concept of this episode is really interesting. We’re so deep into Sam and Dean’s lives... sometimes their supporting characters can seem like devices rather than real people. It’s episodes like this one and “The Man Who Would Be King” that really show us that these characters have lives and problems outside of Dean and Sam’s drama.

THIS is a big reason why I just can’t get on board with Sera Gamble’s “it’s-a-show-about-two-brothers” spiel. Yes, there are two brothers. Yes, they are the protagonists of the show. Yes, the storyline centers around their lives. But are the other characters merely expendable props used only to facilitate the brothers’ journey? No. Bobby is just as real to me as Sam and Dean are.

Mostly this episode reminds me of what douchebags Sam and Dean can be (even when Sam isn’t soulless). They take advantage of the fact that Bobby is always around for them. He’s not just their Hunter Dad, who does their research and fields their calls, etc. He’s everybody’s. And he has a life on top of that.

I really, really, really want to hate Crowley. Like, so badly. He ruins all the things. He tricks Bobby out of his soul and he corrupts my baby. I should want his head on a stick. BUT I DON’T. I LOVE HIM. Ugh. I feel manipulated.

“Balls.” Everybody has a catch phrase.

BOBBY IS SUCH A HERO. Goddamn demons.

That cobbler looks SO DAMN GOOD RIGHT NOW. Marcy is so fucking cute. I love her so much. Don’t get involved with hunters, normal people. It’ll fuck you up. BAD. It skeeves me out that he has this nice, normal conversation with his neighbor and then walks downstairs and torches a demon. MAKES YOU WONDER ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS, EH?

LOL FERGUS MCCLOUD. DEAD.

“Oh, good, you’re home! Listen, you gotta help me bury a body!” With friends like these...

Bobby: Yeah, you’re getting slow.
Rufus: Says Mr. Sits-On-His-Ass-All-Day-Taking-Calls.

Don’t EVEN disrespect Bobby right now.

When was Bobby in Japan? I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HIS LIFE.

Bobby: I’m not asking for your help.
Rufus: I’m not asking for your permission.

Precious. I do love their friendship.

SHERIFF JODI MILLS! I like you.

Bobby: Why’d you send him outside?
Jodi: I didn’t think you’d want him in here.
Bobby: I don’t, I’ve got a body in the basement!

Jodi: My point!
Bobby: Yeah, but I’ve got another body buried in the yard!

LIFE OF A HUNTER. I ADORE.

That poor normal person. WOODCHIPPER. OH MY GOD. VOM. Feel so bad for Bobby. He seriously cannot catch a break.

“Oh, okie-dokie, woodchipper. That pretty much trumps... everything.”

Augh, Dean and Sam are CHILDREN sometimes.

“I’m bearing my soul like a freakin’ girl here, and you’ve got stuff to do. That is... that’s fine. Seriously, though, a little selfish. It’s not all about you.”

Bobby is about to LAY DOWN THE FUCKING LAW. I AM SO HAPPY.

“Sam, Dean... I love you like my own, I do. But sometimes... sometimes, you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons-of-bitches I ever met. I’m selfish? Me? I do everything for you! Everything! You need some lore scrounged up, you need your asses pulled out of the fire, you need to someone to bitch to about each other... you call me, and I come through every damn time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat! Now look... I know you’ve got issues. God knows I know. But I got a news flash for you: you ain’t the center of the universe! Now it may have slipped your mind that Crowley owns my soul, and the meter is running! And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna sit around and... and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once!”

Such a great speech. None of them are very good at asking for help. But sometimes they shouldn’t have to. With friends, there’s give and take. Bobby should feel like he can ask Sam and Dean for help, but they know Crowley owns his soul. They should be thinking about this.

“End of the day... you’re nothing but ghosts with an ego.” This is a really cool idea.

MOOSE. SOULLESS!MOOSE KNOWS A DEAL IS A DEAL. HOW DID HE SUDDENLY GAIN A CONSCIENCE.

Aw, Dean flew in a plane for Bobby. So sweet. Precious.

“At least I was sober. Some nutjob decided to try something, I was ready. I had a fork.” THIS IS THE BEST IMAGE. Dean sitting wide-eyed in a plane seat, clutching his fork, while Soulless!Sam laughed hysterically.

LOL Dean driving on the wrong side of the road.

BOBBY NEVER GETS HIS COBBLER. PURE TRAGEDY.

Props to Jensen for directing this episode. It’s one of the few good ones in Season 6.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 3: The Third Man

Is it Cas? Am I thinking too much on the side of awesomeness here? But is it Cas? Is he back? Is he?

*Theme for my review. Ask as many questions as possible.*

Sam, why were you a douchebag? Why didn’t you tell Dean you were back? Lisa, why would you ask Dean to leave?

WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST DEAN!

Is it really anarchy in Heaven? Is something bad gonna happed to that guy? Why is he peeling off his skin? EW WHY IS HE DOING THAT? Why is there so much blood? Why are all the bad things happening?!

Why is he a BIG PILE OF GOO OH MY GOD WHYYYY?!!!

Why is Dean rarely shirtless in this show? And why is he with Lisa? I thought they weren’t really together? What’s that noise? Oh, was that a dream?

HOLY DEAR GOD WHY DO WE NEVER SEE JARED/SAM SHIRTLESS HE IS SO RIPPED I CANNOT EVEN ASK QUESTIONS except who is that girl?

Who is that girl? Is she just a random hookup WHAT THE HELL IS SHE A PROSTITUTE? SAMMY WHY WOULD YOU HIRE A PRO?! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE HOT ENOUGH TO GET ANY GIRL YOU WANT?

“Who died and made you boss?” How did Dean know I was thinking that?

Am I blind, or is that policeman drinking on the job? Why is he having a sketchy conversation on the phone with some guy? Are those pustules? Why does he have like HPV or whatever this is? WHAT IS THIS THING EW?!

Ben, what did you break that Dean has to talk to you about? “Better for everybody.” Shit, Sam, why do you have to be a dick?

Does this have to do with him being a dirty cop? And Dean, did you just call him “Bubble Wrap?” Why so hilarious?

Why are the two of you like children? Why can’t you just be adults? “Were you racing me?” *giggle*

What’s wrong with that policeman? And why would Sam just kick in the door? What is going on at this place? Why is he scratching people’s faces out of pictures?

Who is Christopher Birch? And why doesn’t he have a face? And what is wrong with Ed? Why is he so strange? “Christopher Birch is a kid with no face, and a planted gun.” Okayyyyy...?

How would you like your last words to be “My head’s been itching like a dirty jock?”

WHY ARE THERE BUGS CRAWLING OUT OF HIS HEAD?! Why are there Egyptian plagues? Does this have to do with the Hammer of the Gods episode?

Dean, why are you so blasphemous right now? And yet, why are you so hilarious? And WHY IS CASTIEL NOT ANSWERING HIS METAL PHONE OR HIS REAL PHONE?!

Castiel, why do you love Dean so much? Why wouldn’t you answer Sam, but you answer Dean? Sam, why did you do a bad impression of Castiel?

“Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn’t gonna mention it.” HAHAHAHAHAHA CASTIEL WHY ARE YOU SO GAY FOR DEAN?!

“What part of ‘I don’t know,’ escapes your understanding?”

What could have brought this into existence? THE STAFF OF MOSES WHAT?! “Don’t you put away your toys?” “You’re saying your nukes are loose?” Why should I ask questions when Dean does it so nicely?

“My ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty.’ Pardon me, but I have spent the last ‘year’ as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent. But believe me, you do not want that weapon down here.” Misha, why are you so good at tongue twisters?

“You smote them with the staff of Moses.” WHY DOES THAT CHILD HAVE THE STAFF OF MOSES?! And why is it so short?

“It’s been sawed-off.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY IS THIS SHOW SO AMAZING?

What angel gave Aaron the Staff? Who did he buy it from? Did he use his soul to buy the Staff? OH WHIT WHO CALLED IT?!

“More pieces, more product.” Cas, why did you kidnap that kid?

“I have no idea.” Why are you so perfect?

“I can’t care about that, Dean. I don’t have the luxury.” That poor kid, he just had an angel reach inside him, and for what?

Who died in the war? Who was he? BALTHAZAR!! Oh, who is that guy? Another angel, clearly, but...ohhh, they’re searching for Balthy too, aren’t they?

Did they just fall out of a window and into Sam’s car? And how is he okay? “Okay, silver lining.” Dean really hated that car, didn’t he?

“What is second?” CASTIEL, BBY, WHY ARE YOU SO MANY GOOD THINGS?

“I need myrrh.” Who else wishes they could teleport? Why didn’t Cas ask first if he could have Dean’s blood? Why is he so different?

Why are there always toads and frogs and stuff? Is that just another Biblical reference? Also, how does Balthazar have such funky taste in music?

SEBASTIAN ROCHE! HOLY HELL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE PERFECT HOW ARE YOU SO AMAZING?!

“Even I know that’s a bad joke.” You’ve learned so many things in your time on Earth, haven’t you?

“This morning, I had a ménage-a...what’s French for twelve?” Why is this the most perfect line ever?

“Why take them? Why run away?” “Because I COULD!” Why is Balthy putting all the blame on Cas? Is anyone else depress by this news?

“Tell Raphael to bit me.” Why is Balthazar so hateable and lovable at the same time? Why do I like him so much?

“Who’s fighting? Peace out, douchewad.” Why are Sam and Dean the most perfect ever? AND HOW DID CASTIEL GET SO GOOD AT THROWING KNIVES?!

“Why won’t any of you listen?”

Oh, I have a side note question: What is Balthy doing with the souls?

RAPHAEL WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE?! You know Cas will come out on top eventually?

“Look...at my junk.” Balthy, why so badass? Did you turn him into salt? Like Lot’s wife? Why is this so awesome?

“I believe the hairless ape has the floor.” What? Balthazar, do you know how much I love you already?

“Wendigo?” “Yeah.” “Accurate.” This show wins everything, no?

Also, Dean’s right: Sam, what’s wrong with you? Where is my Sammy? Why are you being so awful?

Also, sorry if I was annoying during this episode. I was just trying out a theme. It might or might not have worked.

I live a Dean Appreciation Life. I live a Cas and Balthy Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 3: The Third Man (SPOILER BLOG)

PROFOUND BOND. PROFOUND BOND. PROFOUND BOND.

That’s all I’m going to get out of this episode.

I just made like eight different kinds of horrified faces at that opening.

SHIRTLESS DEAN SHIRTLESS DEAN.

What if I just really liked watching Jensen make out with people? I just really love his mouth, okay? HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE. I LOVE HIM.

Oh my god, JARED. JARED BODY. JESUS CHRIST. HE IS SO HOT. FUCK. FANNING MYSELF. UNF. HNNG. HE NEEDS TO STOP. I’M DYING.

But a hooker, Sam? No. Do not approve of your soulless activities.

“Who died and made you boss?” Sam’s soul, Dean.

EW THIS EPISODE IS SO GROSS I FORGOT UGH I AM RETCHING.

“Ben. I know you’re lying. Because I lie professionally, that’s how.”

They shut their car doors at the same time! Synchronize Your Winchesters.

Sam: Were you racing me?
Dean: No! I was kicking your ass.
Sam: Very mature.

DEAD.

Soulless!Sam cares not for doors.

THIS WHOLE EPISODE MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.

“Christopher Birch is a kid with no face.” Crying of creepy.

Dean: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.
Sam: You’re an idiot.
Dean: Stay positive.
Sam: Oh, I am positive.

OH MY GOD CAS IS GIVING HIM SUCH A LOOK. MY BB CAS I MISSED YOU SO.

Sam: So, what you like him better or something?
Castiel: Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn’t gonna mention it.

FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME. I DON’T EVEN NEED SHIPPING GOGGLES FOR THIS. THEIR BOND IS ~*~SO PROFOUND~*~

OoOoOoOh Castiel is LYING RIGHT NOW. HE IS LYING TO THEIR FACES. I DO NOT LIKE.

“The whole thing remains mysterious.” What are you doing to my foot? I have watched the gag reel way too many times.

“My ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty’. Pardon me, but I have spent the last ‘year’ as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent.” I LOVE CASTIEL QUOTE FINGERS.

Castiel: You smote them with the staff of Moses.
Mr. Birch: What the hell kind of fed are you?

Dean is so good at talking to kids now. ~*~*~SO TRUSTWORTHY~*~*~

Okay, so begins the soul fight.

Castiel: It leaves a mark, a brand.
Sam: What, like a shirt tag at camp?
Castiel: ... I have no idea.

Castiel does not understand that reference. Sam, when did you go to camp?

BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR

I hate seeing other angels talk to Castiel. I feel like talk down to him. Because he’s a little baby foot soldier. FUCK Y’ALL HE’S GOD NOW.

I wish we saw more of this civil war that they talk about. It could have been SO AWESOME. And yet all we really see is Cas and Balthazar talking about it.

Castiel: Raphael wants to put it back on the rails.
Dean: Why?
Castiel: I need mehhr.
Sam: Mehhr?
Dean: Freakin’ angels.

CAS AND DEAN HAVE BOTH BEEN LET DOWN BY THEIR BROTHERS. Their bond is so strong,

Oh my god, Balthazar, my KING. I love you so damn much. I smiled so, so big when I heard his voice. I think I forgot when I started the rewatch that Balthazar didn’t even come into the series until 6x03, because I love him so much.

“Even I know that’s a bad joke.” This makes me think that Castiel isn’t socially awkward and stoic because he’s an angel. He just is that way. It’s his personality.

“This morning I had a menage a... what’s French for twelve?” I also forgot that Balthazar was so suave and cool. Sebastian is OUT OF HIS MIND. I get a little too mix-y with actor/character sometimes.

AUGH THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS. I ADORE CAS AND BALTHAZAR.

“You did more than rebel. You tore up the whole script and burned the pages for all of us! It’s a new era. No rules, no destiny, just utter and complete freedom... I mean, Dad’s not coming back. You might as well blow coke and jump on the bed. You proved to me we could do anything, so I’m trying everything.”

They love the ‘blow-the-angel-to-Oz’ game. They use it all day errday.

Yay, Balthazar turned Raphael into a pillar of salt.

“You hairless ape! Release me!” I love when angels who seem to be more human-like go full angel again.

“I believe the hairless ape has the floor.” CASTIEL IS SO IN LOVE AUGH.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 2: Two And A Half Men

I actually really hate that show. No, okay, I don’t. I really hate Charlie Sheen in that show. Some of it is funny and good and what have you, but most of it is shitty.

Does this mean that Sam and Dean are going to have a kid? That sounded weird. I mean, does this mean that Sam and Dean are going to have to take care of a kid?

Womp, ANOTHER SHAPESHIFTER WAHH THIS IS TERRIBLE!

Oh, um...that’s a lot of blood. I’m not sure I’m comfortable with all that blood just chillin there. Oh, seriously, lady? You think going under the bed is going to help?! THEY WILL LOOK UNDER THE BED YOU STUPID BITCH!

Sorry, that anger was a little uncalled for. EXCEPT THAT YOU’RE ALSO SMOTHERING YOUR BABY!

Told you they would look under the bed.

I am just so unhappy that Dean is still with Lisa and Ben. I like them when they’re not “a family” *scoff*, but together? Yeah, not a fan.

Dean’s just trying to keep them safe until he can check out the neighborhood for himself, and they just look at him like he’s crazy and mean and keeping them locked up.

Woah, woah, woah woah woahwoahwoah! Ben is touching the guns? He touched the Impala and he got the gun out. This is ridiculous. I can’t even. Dean just wants to protect them, and he doesn’t quite know how to deal with Ben, and Ben is all upset, and this is depressing and I want Dean to be a Hunter again because he needs to be a Hunter and not with Lisa and Ben.

Dean’s only got one level, and that is INTENSE. It’s perfect for a Hunter, but it can get frustrating, obviously. Ugh, I just want Dean and Sam to be all better again, and they aren’t.

Hm, well, Sam’s a little late to save this couple. That’s depressing. Is this how they end up with the kid? Oh, shapeshifter...GET IT, SAM!

BABY! Sam found the baby, didn’t he? “I’m out, I’m staying out.” This said as hes salting the windows. Yeah, bby, you’re out.

Ohh, cute! “A car should drive, not be a little bitch.” I love you.

THEY ARE BABY SHOPPING! ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID! EVERY ARGUMENT EVER IS INVALID BECAUSE DEAN AND SAM ARE TAKING CARE OF A BABY!

So many people are going to think they’re gay dads, and this is perfect. “Everyone’s staring at us like we’re child abusers.” This is amazing. I cannot even form any coherent thoughts.

Shapeshifter lady? “Give me the baby before I stab you in your neck.” Dean, you are perfect.

“Who designed this thing, NASA?” Also, they called him Bobby John. That is PERFECT! Shapeshifters are gross. By the way. “This is like diffusing an IED with poop.” Dean, you are amazing with babies. ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF BABIES!

Sammy, I love you. I love you so much. You’re always asking Dean the questions that need to be asked. Dean, you gave alcohol to a baby. You are a perfect man.

Wait...shapeshifter? Is that what happened? A shapeshifter impregnated that chick? What now?

OH EW WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! HOLY SHIT IT’S BLACK NOW! “I’m not just talking about me; I’m talking about our father.” Like God, or what? Nice job, Sammy.

“They might get upset when it turns Asian.” HAHAHA oh dear Lord. “I’m a freakin head case.” Dean, bby. I love you. Dean, you’re cuddling a Shifter baby. You are super mega awesome.

“What do you think I’m going to do?” “You really don’t want me to answer that.” So protective.

“Raise him?” Yes, that’s very weird. Shit, Christian is an ASSHOLE! But yeah, a Shifter as a Hunter? That’d be pretty cool, honestly.

“Congrats, it’s a boy...sometimes.” TROLOLOL

Shit, it’s dressed as Samuel. Well, that’s not cool. At least they know he’s the Shifter, though. Oh....Mark just got killed. And Arlene almost did. But they’re going to box him up? That does not sound good.

WHAT?! That guy is no ordinary Shifter, is he? Ahh, Sam, it’s you! Woah. It didn’t even need to shed itself. Insanity. What is this fuckery? An Alpha? WOAH COOL!!!

Who is Samuel talking to? He’s not good, is he? This is sad. He said, “It killed three of my people.” But only Mark died, right? What am I missing? Am I just stupid, or something?

Oh, Dean, bby. “You’re not a construction worker, you’re a Hunter.” Thank GOD Lisa understands that. UGH I HATE LISA SO MUCH! I’m glad that she’s letting him go, but at the same time, she’s practically kicking him out, and she’s offering to be like...a fuck buddy or something...this is not awesome.

LOOK AT THE IMPALA! SHE IS PERFECT AND AMAZING AND LOOK AT ALL OF THAT AWESOMENESS! Dean is a very happy man. Excellent. Back to being a Hunter.

I live a Sam Appreciation Life. I live a Dean Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 2: Two and a Half Men (SPOILER BLOG)

The Shifter baby episode! So weird.

Ben: You had your own rifle when you were my age!
Dean: Ben, mark my words, you will never, ever shoot a gun.

AHH THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE WHEN BEN HAS TO SHOOT THAT DEMON. It sucks. I obviously don’t blame Dean, but it’s terrible when he makes promises that he can’t keep.

WOAH SOMETIMES DEAN IS AN AWESOME DAD AND SOMETIMES HE IS AWFUL. This hurts me in so many ways. I’m feeling a lot of John-induced-bitterness right now. Dean doesn’t know how to be a good dad. He doesn’t know how to talk to kids, how to discipline them, without getting angry and yelling. DAMN YOU JOHN WHY WEREN’T YOU BETTER TO YOUR BOYS.

HAHA I love how Soulless!Sam is like, “Oh. A kid. Dean has a kid. Dean will help.”

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said ‘huh’.
Dean: I just said ‘shut it’.

SOULLESS!SAM DOES NOT LIKE BABIES.

I love/hate that Dean’s first instinct is to name their fake-son ‘Bobby’ while Sam’s is to name him ‘John’. It’s clear where there loyalties lie now.

I LOVE WATCHING DEAN TAKE CARE OF A BABY. MY HEART IS SO FULL OF HAPPINESS.

There are many things I should say about this conversation between Sam and Dean, but I can’t even. Talking about the Winchester Childhood hurts way, way too much.

I can understand how Jensen says it was really difficult for him to play off of Jared’s Soulless!Sam. Soulless!Sam acts nothing like real Sam. And for Jensen, that must have been really difficult for him to try to be brothers with a man who didn’t have a soul.

Ugh. Skinwalkers/shapeshifters are NOT FUN. THEY ARE GROSS. Actually, that’s racist. All the one we meet happen to be gross.

Soulless!Sam is terrifying to me. I know he could be a lot scarier, because he’s not necessarily evil, but it reminds me of the What Is And What Should Never Be ‘Verse where Sam just wasn’t the Sam that we knew and recognized. We know Sam too well by this point to let little slips in his character go like this.

I don’t think this is realistic. If Lisa was on her own, it would be okay for her to say “Oh, yeah, drop by when you can, let’s do this long distance”, but does she really want Ben growing up with that kind of instability in his life? Hmm.

YES BABY IS BACK I MISSED HER FOR ONE EPISODE NEVER LEAVE HER AGAIN DEAN. That is true love right there. Fuck Dean/Lisa, fuck Wincest, fuck Destiel (OMG I SAID IT), right now I am all about Dean/Impala. I will never ship anything else ever again.