Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 6: You Can't Handle The Truth

I just have flashes of Jack Nicholson yelling that I can’t handle the truth...Oh, Jack.

AHH! I accidentally paused it when Dean was growing the vamp fangs. SCARRED FOR LIFE! Are we finally going to find out what’s up with Sam?

Um...what? That was a little...weird. That’s...mean. And...why are people like blabbing shit out? “I hate Mommy. I wanna burn her in her sleep.” Oh, boy. She’s going to kill herself. Why are people being so ridiculous?

Of course, it would be at “the Happy Place.”

“Just...don’t shoot him yet.” This is hilarious. What is wrong with Sam? “Get in the car, he’s your case.” Bobby, I will once more profess my undying love for you.

Sam. What the hell is wrong with you? SAMMY! Stop acting like a dick! I don’t care if you’re right. You’re so fucked up right now. And you look way too smug right now to be my Sammy.

WHAT?! THIS GUY IS TELLING HIS FRIEND WHO IS ALSO HIS DENTIST AND IS GOING TO STICK A DRILL IN HIS MOUTH THAT HE RAPED THE GUY’S DAUGHTER! Oh, yeah, and the dentist killed him. This shit is insane!

“Maybe it’s just Sam.” That is kind of bad. I think it might be worse than if it was Lucifer, which I don’t think it is. Sam’s not like Lucifer at all, and I don’t think he would have sat on his ass for a year and pretended to be a Hunter if Lucy was in his body, you know?

“And then I’m handling this.” Oh...does he mean...he’s going to kill Sam? Bby, you can’t do that.

“You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling.” *giggles* Dean, you’re adorable. Oh, you were researching doppelgangers. That makes me think of Doctor Who. Superwho is canon, the end.

Didn’t Sam say there was a tuba at the last girl’s house? And there’s a sax at this guy’s? CONNECTION! A one in a billion horn that got stolen? This...is getting interesting.

Gabriel’s Horn of Truth? Oh, great. That’s not going to be good. CASTIEL, you’re back. Oh, Cas, bby. You’re so upset you couldn’t help Dean, and you’re giving him alcohol. HUG, PLEASE! Or disappear, okay.

“You were gone two seconds. Where did you look?” “...Everywhere.” Perfect. Bby, you’re perfect.

The bodies are gone? Like how? And that newscaster...IT’S THE NEWSCASTER! She’s got something to do with it, doesn’t she? Is she Patient Zero? DEAN IT’S GOING TO HIT YOU TOO, ISN’T IT? Oh, crap.

The girl with the boobs. DEAN, YOU CAN’T RESIST, AND YOU ARE AWESOME.

Yep, the thing works over the phone. Bobby’s pedicures. “Now I’m scarred for life.” Cute. “Maybe cause you’re my favorite. But Sam’s a better Hunter, lately.” HILARIOUS! “Did you know my first girlfriend turned out to be...” “...No, no, uh uh...” I love it.

Dean’s going to ask Sam’s what’s up, isn’t he...excellent.

Ohhh, this is going to end his thing with Lisa, isn’t it? Now that he’s got the Truth Bug. Yeah, this is not good. It sounds like she’s blaming Dean for Sam coming back. He didn’t do anything! This sucks balls.

That’s a cat skull in the girl’s room. Oh boy. “Why did you just stand there?” “I didn’t. I froze.” “You froze. You’ve been Terminator since you got back.” “I don’t know, shock? And then it was too late.” Is this not affecting Sam? Shit, it’s not affecting him, is it? Yeah, that thing didn’t affect Sam. And now Dean thinks he’s crazy.

Veritas, goddess of Truth. YES! I knew it was the newscaster lady. I am the smartest ever. ”She’s creepy. I mean, the hair alone.” Dean, you’re perfect.” Sam should wear short sleeves more often, because Jared is RIPPED AS FUCK! Look at those arms!

“Do I even wanna know where you got that?” “Probably not.” Even though Sam isn’t Sam, they still have awesome chemistry together.

The music in this scene is excellent, honestly. And there are cats everywhere! I just threw up a little in my mouth, looking at all those bodies. WOAH THAT CHICK IS HOT IN THAT DRESS! EWEWEW SHE’S PULLING OUT THE GUY’S TONGUE GROSSGROSSGROSS! And she ate it. I threw up in my mouth more.

“What do you really feel about your brother?” “Better now, as of yesterday I wanted to kill him in his sleep. I thought he was a monster, but now I think he’s just acting like me.” “What do you mean?” “It’s the gig. You’re covered in blood until you’re covered in your own blood. Half the time you’re about to die, like right now. I told myself I wanted out, that I wanted a family.” “But you were lying.” “No. But what I’m good at, is slicing throats. I ain’t a father, I’m a killer, and there’s no changing that, I know that now.”

Shit. That was heavy. If Dean’s telling the truth, which I’m sure he is, because he’s not crazy like Sam, it’s good to know he really wanted to have a family. But growing up the way they did...that’s enough to fuck anyone up, especially a boy with Dean’s past and Dean’s issues.

Now that I see this girl kneeling next to Sam, she reminds me of Daneel. It’s the eyebrows, I think.

“You’re not human.” “What?” Fuck. But he did give Dean the knife, so that was a pretty good move right there. I believe he still loves Dean, but there’s something up. Um...is it just me or was that last little moan the chick did like an orgasm noise?

Okay, it’s time for some truth telling. What’s going on with Sam? “Ever since I came back, I am a better Hunter than I’ve ever been. Nothing scares me anymore because I can’t feel it. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I think I need help.” Shit. Okay...

I’m torn between being glad that Sam’s asking for help and being really pissed that he didn’t say anything before. He had to know Dean would do anything to help him. YES, DEAN! PUNCH HIM! Okay, you punched him enough. Once was enough, I think. But bby, you knocked him out.

And of course, that’s the end of the episode. Of course it is.

I live a Dean Appreciation Life. I live a Bobby Appreciation Life. I live a Castiel Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 6: You Can't Handle The Truth (SPOILER BLOG)

I love movies and books and shows where the characters are required to tell the truth. I don’t know why. I just think it’s interesting. It’s just proof that humans have the most twisted, awful shit running through their brains and it’s only societal standards that force us to filter out these bad thoughts and keep them inside.

“It’s a new, more caring administration.” Says Soulless!Sam, who punches caring people in the face.

At least Soulless!Sam is a good interrogator. Hunting is clearly easier without a soul. HE LOOKS FUCKING PLEASED WHEN THAT WOMAN IS CRYING.

OH MY GOD ALL THE HORROR. DENTISTRY IS A TERRIFYING PROFESSION.

I love that Bobby is willing to state their worst fear: that Hell changed Sam for the worse. That his time in the cage, however short, turned him into some kind of monster without a conscience.

I love this “weapons from Heaven” story line. I know it doesn’t last for long, but as I’ve said before, I love biblical stuff, so the whole Staff of Moses/Horn of Gabriel thing is cool.

AUGH I HATE IT WHEN MOM AND DAD FIGHT.

Dean: Are you kidding me? I have been on red alert about Sam and you come for some stupid horn?

Castiel: You asked me to be here and I came.

Dean: I’ve been asking you to be here for days, you dick!

CASTIEL DIDN’T WANT TO ANSWER DEAN’S PRAYERS ABOUT SAM BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO PULLED SAM OUT AND HE DIDN’T WANT TO THINK THAT HE HAD DONE SOMETHING WRONG AHHHHH.

I love Castiel pouring Dean’s drink for him. As much as he’s enabling Dean’s alcoholism, it’s a very familiar, friendly gesture and signifies their ~bond~.

Dean: What happened to you, Cas? You used to be human, or at least like one.

Castiel: I’m at war. Certain… regrettable things are now required of me.

LIKE DEALS WITH THE KING OF HELL OH LORD SO MANY FEELINGS.

Dean: You were gone for like, two seconds. Where did you look?

Castiel: … Everywhere.

This last little scene between Dean and Castiel is so poignant to me. I feel like I always see Castiel hurt on Dean’s behalf. It’s much easier for me to believe that Cas loves Dean than the other way around. BUT, in this scene, after they finish talking about the Horn of Gabriel, and Dean realizes Cas is about to flit off, he turns SO BITTER. He sounds so angry when he says, “Well, nice seeing you anyway” and when Cas tries to reach out to him, he responds like a child. To me, this is proof that he cares. To him it seems like Castiel only comes when he needs something or has something to gain, and not because he actually cares about him or Sam. I honestly believe that Castiel does care, but he’s at war: he can’t just pop down whenever Dean needs him, as important as it may be.

“I’d just like the freaking truth.” CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, DEAN-O.

THE TRUTH IS A FANTASTIC AND TERRIBLE THING.

“Why am I telling you? Maybe ‘cause you’re my favorite. Although, Sam’s a better hunter. Lately, anyway.”

This line kills me. Sam has to be soulless to be a better hunter than Dean. I like to imagine that when the playing fields are even (both parties in full control of their souls and not hopped up on demon blood or any other substances) they are both equally good at hunting. They’re a team.

“How is it that half the time you clean a mess, you end up dirty?” STORY OF DEAN’S LIFE AMIRITE.

“You two have the most unhealthy, tangled up, crazy thing I’ve ever seen. And as long as he’s in your life, you’re never going to be happy.”

I had to pause the video to take a big deep breath when Lisa said this. WHOO. Painful. Do not like. Heart hurts now.

SOULLESS SAM CAN LIE BECAUSE VERITAS AFFECTS PEOPLE’S SOULS OMG SAMMY HAS NO SOUL SO HE CAN LIE THAT IS VERY SCARY.

I think the idea of Veritas is really cool. I like the story line of this episode.

Dean: I thought he was a monster, but now I think…

Veritas: Now you think what?

Dean: He’s just acting like me.

This reminds me of the end of Season 3 when Sam says that he’s trying to be more like Dean so that he can take over the war once Dean gets dragged to Hell.

“I’m not a father. I’m a killer.” BREAK MY HEART IN TWO PIECES WHY DON’T YOU.

I LOVE THIS SEQUENCE. Humans can lie; that’s what makes them humans. It’s like what Dean said back in “Free To Be You and Me”: when humans want something really, really badly, they lie. This is something Dean teaches Castiel about being human. Having a soul makes us humans: Soulless!Sam is not a human being. He doesn’t feel love or guilt or fear, and he doesn’t know what’s wrong, and he doesn’t even care about finding out until Dean’s about to shiv him.

DEAN. CUT IT OUT. STOP HITTING SOULLESS!SAM.

Oof. The truth is coming out so, so soon…

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 5: Live Free Or Twi-Hard

Combining an awesome movie franchise (Die Hard, not the other one) with a bunch of scary-ass people (yes, the twi-hards sort of terrify me).

This is my first episode after a long hiatus of not watching at all, mostly due to some crazy shit happening in my life, including being a bridesmaid in my uncle’s wedding and moving down with my dad. Bleh.

Here we go. I missed my boys.

But for real, is this going to have to do with vampires again? Also, Dean, you are perfect and beautiful and stop making me tingle!

What’s wrong with my Sammy?

That guy is totally a vampire, isn’t he? He’s kind of hot. ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE THIS INTO TWILIGHT?! I AM CRYING!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW.

I want to count how many lines are basically straight out of Twilight, and how loud Kristen’s breathing is (KSTEW, I’m looking at your performances in Twilight and New Moon), but literally everything makes me think of Twilight, so that would kind of be a waste of my time, I think. LOLCATS!

God, even the vamp’s voice is like RPattz’. “I can make my own decisions; I’m seventeen.” Dear Castiel, I cannot even. This is ridiculous.

“Is there gonna be...velvet?” This is HILARIOUS. I cannot. OH DEAR GOD HIS NAME IS ROBERT. I CANNOT. KRIPKE, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST TROLL IN THE UNIVERSE. KING TROLL RIGHT THERE.

Oh, Dean...you’re insane. I love you. But Lisa...I can do without you. Although I do really think you care about Dean, but still.

“Oh, that is so much worse.” HAHAHA “Vampires?” “Nah, these aren’t vampires, man. These...these are douchebags.” Dean, I love you so much. I will profess my undying love to you all day every day.

His face is seriously cracking me up right now. “What is he so bummed out about?” I could quote this whole episode. I’ll try only to do the ones that really make me laugh. “Look at this. He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?” Ridiculous.

Romero. Dean, you are perfect. YOU ARE PERFECT I CANNOT! “Hey, how many T’s are there in Pattinson?” UGH I CANNOT! I love that they’re totally just in on all of this. I cannot. I CANNOT!

What the hell is this? Are the vamps robbing this dude or whatever, or am I missing something? Oh, he’s a guy from a blood bank, isn’t he? Yeah, he totally is. Called that one. It says please give blood, not TAKE blood.

“You go with Efron, I’ve got Bieber.” Dean, you are the most perfect man on the face of the earth. But can I just ask what might seem like an obvious question? Doesn’t this seem like a bit of a trap? WHAT THE HELL SAM HAD A MACHETE!

“Are you wearing glitter?” “All right, Mm Bop your way outta here.” SO MANY PERFECT REFERENCES!

That curly vamp called Dean “pretty.” Shit’s gonna go down, isn’t it? Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? Why didn’t you come prepared? And Sam, WHY ARE YOU LETTING CURLY VAMP TURN DEAN UNTO A VAMPIRE?! WHAT THE HELL SAM! And you smiled. Something is sure the hell wrong with you?

More lamp abuse? And he’s turning into a vamp. Is there any way to fix this? “You sit down.” Cute.

Sam, why aren’t you freaking out? Dean has a good point. What is wrong with Sam? “Newsflash, Mr. Wizard, vampires pee.” Perfect man is perfect. Woah, he’s already got a fang? That’s some quick acting shit there.

And...Dean went to Lisa’s? What the hell is wrong with him? Dean, stop being a vampire already, please. I don’t like you like this. Except look at those sexy eye crinkles.

I don’t like Lisa, but FUCK that was hot, their almost kiss. Shit, he hurt Ben. Oh, Dean. You didn’t eat anyone, though. You’re good. If SPN vampires weren’t so fucking scary, I’d be all up on that shit. I mean, just LOOK at Dean right now. LOOK AT HIM. That motherfucker is so sexy, I don’t even care. Except for the vamp teeth. Those are ridiculous. They’re freaky. I guess that’s the point, though.

Wait, Samuel can turn Dean back? Seriously? Fucking awesome! “Dude, you reek. You’re like a walking hamburger.” Perfect.

I don’t really trust Samuel, but I guess I don’t really have a reason not to trust him, do I? But Sammy, what is wrong with you? Sam. Winchester. If you let your brother get turned so that you could find an Alpha Vamp, I will hurt you so much you will regret the day you rose from Hell. I don’t care that you knew he could get turned back. You are in big trouble, Mister...

HAHA friendly vamps. This is an extremely different side of vampires than we’ve seen before. “I killed so many people on the way over here.” HAHA. I love that Dean is sort of freaked out that they have a fridge full of blood. Also, this is like a really well-run thing, isn’t it? I mean, seriously? It’s a huge place.

But Dean’s supposed to be a recruiter? Is that why Boris turned him? Because he was, as Boris put it, ‘Pretty?’ I mean, I guess if you were trying to ‘recruit’ people into your way of life, having pretty people do the dirty work would be the best way to go about it.

Smart guy, Dean, playing dumb. “Thirty-three?” What a crazy random number, Dean bby.

So what’s behind Boris’ thing? God. He’s saying God is behind this. I am...confuse...to start. “You want the private tour, don’t you?” EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I AM SO GROSSED OUT!

Aw fuck, Dean. You let a drop hit the floor. Stupid. Um....what’s talking to Boris? It made them all pass out...oh, including Dean. This is not good. What is happening? This is like...the creation of Vampires, or what? And those little girls look like they belong in The Shining.

Oh, wait. So the Father is like...the Head Vamp, isn’t he? Ohh, I get it now.

Woah, Dean. You are brilliant with a machete. That is some awesome hacking you’re doing there. And FUCK, that jump. You have mad skills, bro.

“This is much bigger than you and me.” What, exactly, does that mean? Wow, Dean. Nice job killing Boris.

Oh, God. Ew, he’s gonna spew, isn’t he? Ugh, yeah, he did. This is disgusting. GROSS. Vomiting is disgusting. Oh, but he saw Sam’s face in his memory. That shit was like a horrible Pensieve. But now Dean knows there’s seriously something up with his brother. Now we just have to figure out what it is.

OH, Fuck. Me. Dean in that shirt. NOMNOMNOM

Vamp Alpha is building an army. And Hunters don’t scare them anymore. That is not good at all. Ugh, Dean knows something’s up with Sam. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!

I live a Dean Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 5: Live Free or Twi-Hard (SPOILER BLOG)

Ooh, big episode! End of Dean-Lisa-Ben storyline (at least until, like... episode ten or eleven?), beginning of the Great Hunt For Sam’s Soul

LOL VAMPIRES. I hate the vamp story lines on Supernatural, but this one made me laugh like woah. Oh, Twilight. I’m dead: that girl’s name is Kristen. LIKE KRISTEN STEWART. TROLLS. TROLLS IN THE SUPERNATURAL WRITING ROOM.

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HAH the vampire’s name is Robert. I am dying of laughter right now.

“These aren’t vampires... these are douchebags.”

Sam: That’s... just... uncomfortable.
Dean: What’s he so bummed out about?

“Look at this. He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rape-y?”

LOL TAYLOR LAUTNER AND ROBERT PATTINSON I LOVE THIS EPISODE ONLY BECAUSE THEY MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF TWILIGHT.

Fuck you, Samuel. Fuck you and your fucking face. Sorry for my anger but I dislike him so much.

“You get Efron, I’ll get Beiber.” Well, now you’re just saying random celebrity names. Not vampires, Dean.

SOULLESS!SAM HAS NO MERCY AND HE IS QUICK. DAMN.

I absolutely love when Dean takes charge. It makes me feel all warm right down to my toes.

“All right, mmm-bop your way out of here. Go! And use a condom!”

Responsible Father Dean is so responsible.

HA that vamp calling Dean pretty. That’s what I would say if I ever met him.

“Sorry again, pal, I don’t play for your team.” METHINKS THE HUNTER DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH, HMMM?

Soulless!Sam makes his true debut! We’ve been able to ignore it up to this point, but THAT LITTLE SMIRK when Dean is getting turned says it all.

Vampirism sounds miserable. Poor baby.

OH DEAN SUCH A BAD IDEA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOT A GOOD PLAN.

Lisa: You’re talking about your work.
Dean: I’m talking about my life.

When you’re a hunter, your life is your work. That’s how things are. Poor Dean.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAN DID NOT JUST HURT BEN OH MY GOD SO MUCH PAIN HE WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY DEAN WAS IN THE HALLWAY SO LATE AT NIGHT OH NO POOR LITTLE BABY BEN.

Why do I like Ben now? This is mysterious. I thought I hated him. It would appear not. Still don’t like Lisa, though. And I’m having a hard time lately pinpointing exactly why.

An old Campbell recipe... hilarious.

Uh-oh... Samuel knows... SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH SAM. Awfully defensive, Sammy. I kind of wonder if Soulless!Sam realizes that there is something missing inside him before everybody points it out. And what really constitutes having a soul? What is the difference between thoughts and feelings? I think this is very interesting. In Harry Potter, when your soul gets taken from you, you basically turn into a vegetable. You can still think, but you’re basically an empty shell because you can’t feel. Soulless!Sam is obviously functional, but I wonder whether a lot of his actions are based on what he thinks he should feel rather than what he actually does. Like every time he saves Dean... it’s because he knows he has to, not out of any love at all.

Don’t vamps have a mother rather than a father? Or are they talking about the Alpha? Ugh. There is too much going on in this season.

UGH. I HATE WATCHING PEOPLE THROW UP ON CAMERA. ILL. I FEEL ILL.

Poor Dean. Augh, my heart is weeping for him. AND HE SAW THE SOULLESS!SAM SMIRK.

Ew. Soulless!Sam trying to be sincere is appalling.

FEELINGS. This episode was not as bad as I remembered it.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 4: Weekend at Bobby's

Is it weird that every time I go to type out Bobby’s name, I always go to type out “Booby.” Which is funny, but also wrong.

On another note, this is the episode Jensen directed? JENSEN MY KING!

Galveston, Texas is like an hour and a half from where I live. That’s some crazy shit.

Just me, or does it look like Bobby’s making dinner? Ugh, I keep having to play the same things over and over again because I keep missing it! I fail at multitasking!

Crowley, you’re kind of a douche, but I still love you. Bobby, YOU PUT ON A BRITISH ACCENT! YOU ARE THE PERFECT MAN!

Bobby, your Devil’s Trap in glow in the dark stuff is awesome. Holy crap, Crowley brought along his puppy pet. That is not cool. But I’m not quite sure what Crowley needs with Bobby’s soul. Is he super special or something like that?

Jensen, you are just rooting around in some dead guy’s body. Gross.

“Kick Bo Derek out of your bathtub.” HAHA hilarious. Is this episode going to be all about Bobby? Cool. I love that Bobby says “balls.” It actually cracks me up, because I say the same thing when I’m upset.

Also, does that blonde lady have a crush on him? Sure looks like it to me. Aw, Bobby does so much for them.

Lamia? What now? It’s Greek? Chew up heart, chugs the blood. Gross. Who is this girl? Oh, she’s a Crossroads Demon.

“Foreplay gets you more play.” That’s a good line. I’ll have to use that sometime. What a bitch, though, what she said about Bobby having to kill Karen.

CROWLEY IS THE KING OF HELL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT NOW WHAT THE HELL HE’S THE KING OF HELL?!

Marcy. She was on Reba, right? Aw, she’s adorable. Except that she has a problem with her wood-chipper.  That just makes me think of Fargo, honestly. She’s going to try to shove him into the wood-chipper, isn’t she.

Fergus McLeod is Crowley’s real name? Hm. Okay.

“No, Garth, not me the FBI, the real FBI.” Also, it seems like Bobby’s running some kind of telephone service for Hunters. He knows everyone. Okami? What is that? It’s Japanese. Wow. So all the monsters are coming to America? Weird. Oh Bobby. You have a back hoe to dig graves with. Perfect.

The Lamia is attacking Sam. This is awesome. OHAI SHERIFF MILLS! Also, I think it’s hilarious that they know what Bobby’s trying to say. Excellent Hunter code.

“AKA Luther Vandross, AKA Ruben Studdard.” AKA RUBEN STUDDARD!

“Yeah, but I’ve got another body buried in the yard.” TROLOLOL

Oh, it’s gonna go for Marcy. And Bobby’s going to have to save her. This is hilarious. I love this. “Have you seen anything weird?” “You mean, besides you?” Oh, that was an Asian chick on the ceiling.

See, I knew something was going to happen with the wood-chipper. HAHAHAHA HE PUT THE OKAMI THROUGH IT TROLOLOLOL THIS IS HILARIOUS. Aw, but Marcy’s covered in blood. That’s really sad for her.

“Wood-chipper. That’s pretty much trumps...everything.”

1661. Old. CROWLEY HAD A SON NAMED GAVIN! I can’t imagine Crowley as a dad. He’s too much of an asshole. HAHA I can’t believe Rufus swallowed the ring. This is hilarious.

Ugh, Dean doesn’t understand that Bobby is busy being the Hunter Whisperer, and so he’s acting like a little bitch. I love you, Dean, but you’re being whiny right now. Fucking good for you, Bobby. Good job. You are the man. YOU’RE THE MAN BOBBY!

Ugh, Sheriff Mills, not pulling through. EVERYONE IS AGAINST BOBBY WHYYYY. OH, never mind. She came through. Awesome lady.

Also, I love that Bobby’s going to put on a pot of water to boil so he can sterilize the ring. Because Rufus pooped it out.

OHOHOHOHO BOBBY YOU ARE AMAZING. I hope this works, summoning Crowley to his son. Should be interesting.

“But I’m surly and I got a beard!” Excellent writing. Excellent. Bobby, you are the most brilliant man on the face of the Earth. “What did you tell him, son?” “Everything.” Perfect.

“In life, you were nothing but a two bit tailor who sold his soul for an extra two inches below the belt.” WHAT THIS IS AWESOME!

SAM AND DEAN ARE IN SCOTLAND AT CROWLEY’S GRAVE. “A kilt. I have very athletic calves.” I love this. DEAN HATES TO FLY HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR BOBBY.

“That’s me flicking my Bic for you.” This is awesome. “Bollocks.” The best part is, that means the same thing as balls. Perfect. “He’s a dick, but a deal’s a deal.”

ALSO, MOOSE IS STILL CANON AND PERFECT! Dean honking the horn accidentally made me laugh.

I loved Bobby before, even, I believe, professed my love to him. But I really have a new appreciation for him. He is the most perfect and giving human ever.

I live a Bobby Singer Appreciation Existence. (I also live a Dean Appreciation Life, mainly for the plane ride.)

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 4: Weekend At Bobby's (SPOILER BLOG)

I just think the concept of this episode is really interesting. We’re so deep into Sam and Dean’s lives... sometimes their supporting characters can seem like devices rather than real people. It’s episodes like this one and “The Man Who Would Be King” that really show us that these characters have lives and problems outside of Dean and Sam’s drama.

THIS is a big reason why I just can’t get on board with Sera Gamble’s “it’s-a-show-about-two-brothers” spiel. Yes, there are two brothers. Yes, they are the protagonists of the show. Yes, the storyline centers around their lives. But are the other characters merely expendable props used only to facilitate the brothers’ journey? No. Bobby is just as real to me as Sam and Dean are.

Mostly this episode reminds me of what douchebags Sam and Dean can be (even when Sam isn’t soulless). They take advantage of the fact that Bobby is always around for them. He’s not just their Hunter Dad, who does their research and fields their calls, etc. He’s everybody’s. And he has a life on top of that.

I really, really, really want to hate Crowley. Like, so badly. He ruins all the things. He tricks Bobby out of his soul and he corrupts my baby. I should want his head on a stick. BUT I DON’T. I LOVE HIM. Ugh. I feel manipulated.

“Balls.” Everybody has a catch phrase.

BOBBY IS SUCH A HERO. Goddamn demons.

That cobbler looks SO DAMN GOOD RIGHT NOW. Marcy is so fucking cute. I love her so much. Don’t get involved with hunters, normal people. It’ll fuck you up. BAD. It skeeves me out that he has this nice, normal conversation with his neighbor and then walks downstairs and torches a demon. MAKES YOU WONDER ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS, EH?

LOL FERGUS MCCLOUD. DEAD.

“Oh, good, you’re home! Listen, you gotta help me bury a body!” With friends like these...

Bobby: Yeah, you’re getting slow.
Rufus: Says Mr. Sits-On-His-Ass-All-Day-Taking-Calls.

Don’t EVEN disrespect Bobby right now.

When was Bobby in Japan? I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HIS LIFE.

Bobby: I’m not asking for your help.
Rufus: I’m not asking for your permission.

Precious. I do love their friendship.

SHERIFF JODI MILLS! I like you.

Bobby: Why’d you send him outside?
Jodi: I didn’t think you’d want him in here.
Bobby: I don’t, I’ve got a body in the basement!

Jodi: My point!
Bobby: Yeah, but I’ve got another body buried in the yard!

LIFE OF A HUNTER. I ADORE.

That poor normal person. WOODCHIPPER. OH MY GOD. VOM. Feel so bad for Bobby. He seriously cannot catch a break.

“Oh, okie-dokie, woodchipper. That pretty much trumps... everything.”

Augh, Dean and Sam are CHILDREN sometimes.

“I’m bearing my soul like a freakin’ girl here, and you’ve got stuff to do. That is... that’s fine. Seriously, though, a little selfish. It’s not all about you.”

Bobby is about to LAY DOWN THE FUCKING LAW. I AM SO HAPPY.

“Sam, Dean... I love you like my own, I do. But sometimes... sometimes, you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons-of-bitches I ever met. I’m selfish? Me? I do everything for you! Everything! You need some lore scrounged up, you need your asses pulled out of the fire, you need to someone to bitch to about each other... you call me, and I come through every damn time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat! Now look... I know you’ve got issues. God knows I know. But I got a news flash for you: you ain’t the center of the universe! Now it may have slipped your mind that Crowley owns my soul, and the meter is running! And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna sit around and... and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once!”

Such a great speech. None of them are very good at asking for help. But sometimes they shouldn’t have to. With friends, there’s give and take. Bobby should feel like he can ask Sam and Dean for help, but they know Crowley owns his soul. They should be thinking about this.

“End of the day... you’re nothing but ghosts with an ego.” This is a really cool idea.

MOOSE. SOULLESS!MOOSE KNOWS A DEAL IS A DEAL. HOW DID HE SUDDENLY GAIN A CONSCIENCE.

Aw, Dean flew in a plane for Bobby. So sweet. Precious.

“At least I was sober. Some nutjob decided to try something, I was ready. I had a fork.” THIS IS THE BEST IMAGE. Dean sitting wide-eyed in a plane seat, clutching his fork, while Soulless!Sam laughed hysterically.

LOL Dean driving on the wrong side of the road.

BOBBY NEVER GETS HIS COBBLER. PURE TRAGEDY.

Props to Jensen for directing this episode. It’s one of the few good ones in Season 6.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 3: The Third Man

Is it Cas? Am I thinking too much on the side of awesomeness here? But is it Cas? Is he back? Is he?

*Theme for my review. Ask as many questions as possible.*

Sam, why were you a douchebag? Why didn’t you tell Dean you were back? Lisa, why would you ask Dean to leave?

WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST DEAN!

Is it really anarchy in Heaven? Is something bad gonna happed to that guy? Why is he peeling off his skin? EW WHY IS HE DOING THAT? Why is there so much blood? Why are all the bad things happening?!

Why is he a BIG PILE OF GOO OH MY GOD WHYYYY?!!!

Why is Dean rarely shirtless in this show? And why is he with Lisa? I thought they weren’t really together? What’s that noise? Oh, was that a dream?

HOLY DEAR GOD WHY DO WE NEVER SEE JARED/SAM SHIRTLESS HE IS SO RIPPED I CANNOT EVEN ASK QUESTIONS except who is that girl?

Who is that girl? Is she just a random hookup WHAT THE HELL IS SHE A PROSTITUTE? SAMMY WHY WOULD YOU HIRE A PRO?! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE HOT ENOUGH TO GET ANY GIRL YOU WANT?

“Who died and made you boss?” How did Dean know I was thinking that?

Am I blind, or is that policeman drinking on the job? Why is he having a sketchy conversation on the phone with some guy? Are those pustules? Why does he have like HPV or whatever this is? WHAT IS THIS THING EW?!

Ben, what did you break that Dean has to talk to you about? “Better for everybody.” Shit, Sam, why do you have to be a dick?

Does this have to do with him being a dirty cop? And Dean, did you just call him “Bubble Wrap?” Why so hilarious?

Why are the two of you like children? Why can’t you just be adults? “Were you racing me?” *giggle*

What’s wrong with that policeman? And why would Sam just kick in the door? What is going on at this place? Why is he scratching people’s faces out of pictures?

Who is Christopher Birch? And why doesn’t he have a face? And what is wrong with Ed? Why is he so strange? “Christopher Birch is a kid with no face, and a planted gun.” Okayyyyy...?

How would you like your last words to be “My head’s been itching like a dirty jock?”

WHY ARE THERE BUGS CRAWLING OUT OF HIS HEAD?! Why are there Egyptian plagues? Does this have to do with the Hammer of the Gods episode?

Dean, why are you so blasphemous right now? And yet, why are you so hilarious? And WHY IS CASTIEL NOT ANSWERING HIS METAL PHONE OR HIS REAL PHONE?!

Castiel, why do you love Dean so much? Why wouldn’t you answer Sam, but you answer Dean? Sam, why did you do a bad impression of Castiel?

“Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn’t gonna mention it.” HAHAHAHAHAHA CASTIEL WHY ARE YOU SO GAY FOR DEAN?!

“What part of ‘I don’t know,’ escapes your understanding?”

What could have brought this into existence? THE STAFF OF MOSES WHAT?! “Don’t you put away your toys?” “You’re saying your nukes are loose?” Why should I ask questions when Dean does it so nicely?

“My ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty.’ Pardon me, but I have spent the last ‘year’ as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent. But believe me, you do not want that weapon down here.” Misha, why are you so good at tongue twisters?

“You smote them with the staff of Moses.” WHY DOES THAT CHILD HAVE THE STAFF OF MOSES?! And why is it so short?

“It’s been sawed-off.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY IS THIS SHOW SO AMAZING?

What angel gave Aaron the Staff? Who did he buy it from? Did he use his soul to buy the Staff? OH WHIT WHO CALLED IT?!

“More pieces, more product.” Cas, why did you kidnap that kid?

“I have no idea.” Why are you so perfect?

“I can’t care about that, Dean. I don’t have the luxury.” That poor kid, he just had an angel reach inside him, and for what?

Who died in the war? Who was he? BALTHAZAR!! Oh, who is that guy? Another angel, clearly, but...ohhh, they’re searching for Balthy too, aren’t they?

Did they just fall out of a window and into Sam’s car? And how is he okay? “Okay, silver lining.” Dean really hated that car, didn’t he?

“What is second?” CASTIEL, BBY, WHY ARE YOU SO MANY GOOD THINGS?

“I need myrrh.” Who else wishes they could teleport? Why didn’t Cas ask first if he could have Dean’s blood? Why is he so different?

Why are there always toads and frogs and stuff? Is that just another Biblical reference? Also, how does Balthazar have such funky taste in music?

SEBASTIAN ROCHE! HOLY HELL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE PERFECT HOW ARE YOU SO AMAZING?!

“Even I know that’s a bad joke.” You’ve learned so many things in your time on Earth, haven’t you?

“This morning, I had a ménage-a...what’s French for twelve?” Why is this the most perfect line ever?

“Why take them? Why run away?” “Because I COULD!” Why is Balthy putting all the blame on Cas? Is anyone else depress by this news?

“Tell Raphael to bit me.” Why is Balthazar so hateable and lovable at the same time? Why do I like him so much?

“Who’s fighting? Peace out, douchewad.” Why are Sam and Dean the most perfect ever? AND HOW DID CASTIEL GET SO GOOD AT THROWING KNIVES?!

“Why won’t any of you listen?”

Oh, I have a side note question: What is Balthy doing with the souls?

RAPHAEL WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE?! You know Cas will come out on top eventually?

“Look...at my junk.” Balthy, why so badass? Did you turn him into salt? Like Lot’s wife? Why is this so awesome?

“I believe the hairless ape has the floor.” What? Balthazar, do you know how much I love you already?

“Wendigo?” “Yeah.” “Accurate.” This show wins everything, no?

Also, Dean’s right: Sam, what’s wrong with you? Where is my Sammy? Why are you being so awful?

Also, sorry if I was annoying during this episode. I was just trying out a theme. It might or might not have worked.

I live a Dean Appreciation Life. I live a Cas and Balthy Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 3: The Third Man (SPOILER BLOG)

PROFOUND BOND. PROFOUND BOND. PROFOUND BOND.

That’s all I’m going to get out of this episode.

I just made like eight different kinds of horrified faces at that opening.

SHIRTLESS DEAN SHIRTLESS DEAN.

What if I just really liked watching Jensen make out with people? I just really love his mouth, okay? HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE. I LOVE HIM.

Oh my god, JARED. JARED BODY. JESUS CHRIST. HE IS SO HOT. FUCK. FANNING MYSELF. UNF. HNNG. HE NEEDS TO STOP. I’M DYING.

But a hooker, Sam? No. Do not approve of your soulless activities.

“Who died and made you boss?” Sam’s soul, Dean.

EW THIS EPISODE IS SO GROSS I FORGOT UGH I AM RETCHING.

“Ben. I know you’re lying. Because I lie professionally, that’s how.”

They shut their car doors at the same time! Synchronize Your Winchesters.

Sam: Were you racing me?
Dean: No! I was kicking your ass.
Sam: Very mature.

DEAD.

Soulless!Sam cares not for doors.

THIS WHOLE EPISODE MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.

“Christopher Birch is a kid with no face.” Crying of creepy.

Dean: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.
Sam: You’re an idiot.
Dean: Stay positive.
Sam: Oh, I am positive.

OH MY GOD CAS IS GIVING HIM SUCH A LOOK. MY BB CAS I MISSED YOU SO.

Sam: So, what you like him better or something?
Castiel: Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn’t gonna mention it.

FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME. I DON’T EVEN NEED SHIPPING GOGGLES FOR THIS. THEIR BOND IS ~*~SO PROFOUND~*~

OoOoOoOh Castiel is LYING RIGHT NOW. HE IS LYING TO THEIR FACES. I DO NOT LIKE.

“The whole thing remains mysterious.” What are you doing to my foot? I have watched the gag reel way too many times.

“My ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty’. Pardon me, but I have spent the last ‘year’ as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent.” I LOVE CASTIEL QUOTE FINGERS.

Castiel: You smote them with the staff of Moses.
Mr. Birch: What the hell kind of fed are you?

Dean is so good at talking to kids now. ~*~*~SO TRUSTWORTHY~*~*~

Okay, so begins the soul fight.

Castiel: It leaves a mark, a brand.
Sam: What, like a shirt tag at camp?
Castiel: ... I have no idea.

Castiel does not understand that reference. Sam, when did you go to camp?

BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR BALTHAZAR

I hate seeing other angels talk to Castiel. I feel like talk down to him. Because he’s a little baby foot soldier. FUCK Y’ALL HE’S GOD NOW.

I wish we saw more of this civil war that they talk about. It could have been SO AWESOME. And yet all we really see is Cas and Balthazar talking about it.

Castiel: Raphael wants to put it back on the rails.
Dean: Why?
Castiel: I need mehhr.
Sam: Mehhr?
Dean: Freakin’ angels.

CAS AND DEAN HAVE BOTH BEEN LET DOWN BY THEIR BROTHERS. Their bond is so strong,

Oh my god, Balthazar, my KING. I love you so damn much. I smiled so, so big when I heard his voice. I think I forgot when I started the rewatch that Balthazar didn’t even come into the series until 6x03, because I love him so much.

“Even I know that’s a bad joke.” This makes me think that Castiel isn’t socially awkward and stoic because he’s an angel. He just is that way. It’s his personality.

“This morning I had a menage a... what’s French for twelve?” I also forgot that Balthazar was so suave and cool. Sebastian is OUT OF HIS MIND. I get a little too mix-y with actor/character sometimes.

AUGH THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS. I ADORE CAS AND BALTHAZAR.

“You did more than rebel. You tore up the whole script and burned the pages for all of us! It’s a new era. No rules, no destiny, just utter and complete freedom... I mean, Dad’s not coming back. You might as well blow coke and jump on the bed. You proved to me we could do anything, so I’m trying everything.”

They love the ‘blow-the-angel-to-Oz’ game. They use it all day errday.

Yay, Balthazar turned Raphael into a pillar of salt.

“You hairless ape! Release me!” I love when angels who seem to be more human-like go full angel again.

“I believe the hairless ape has the floor.” CASTIEL IS SO IN LOVE AUGH.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 2: Two And A Half Men

I actually really hate that show. No, okay, I don’t. I really hate Charlie Sheen in that show. Some of it is funny and good and what have you, but most of it is shitty.

Does this mean that Sam and Dean are going to have a kid? That sounded weird. I mean, does this mean that Sam and Dean are going to have to take care of a kid?

Womp, ANOTHER SHAPESHIFTER WAHH THIS IS TERRIBLE!

Oh, um...that’s a lot of blood. I’m not sure I’m comfortable with all that blood just chillin there. Oh, seriously, lady? You think going under the bed is going to help?! THEY WILL LOOK UNDER THE BED YOU STUPID BITCH!

Sorry, that anger was a little uncalled for. EXCEPT THAT YOU’RE ALSO SMOTHERING YOUR BABY!

Told you they would look under the bed.

I am just so unhappy that Dean is still with Lisa and Ben. I like them when they’re not “a family” *scoff*, but together? Yeah, not a fan.

Dean’s just trying to keep them safe until he can check out the neighborhood for himself, and they just look at him like he’s crazy and mean and keeping them locked up.

Woah, woah, woah woah woahwoahwoah! Ben is touching the guns? He touched the Impala and he got the gun out. This is ridiculous. I can’t even. Dean just wants to protect them, and he doesn’t quite know how to deal with Ben, and Ben is all upset, and this is depressing and I want Dean to be a Hunter again because he needs to be a Hunter and not with Lisa and Ben.

Dean’s only got one level, and that is INTENSE. It’s perfect for a Hunter, but it can get frustrating, obviously. Ugh, I just want Dean and Sam to be all better again, and they aren’t.

Hm, well, Sam’s a little late to save this couple. That’s depressing. Is this how they end up with the kid? Oh, shapeshifter...GET IT, SAM!

BABY! Sam found the baby, didn’t he? “I’m out, I’m staying out.” This said as hes salting the windows. Yeah, bby, you’re out.

Ohh, cute! “A car should drive, not be a little bitch.” I love you.

THEY ARE BABY SHOPPING! ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID! EVERY ARGUMENT EVER IS INVALID BECAUSE DEAN AND SAM ARE TAKING CARE OF A BABY!

So many people are going to think they’re gay dads, and this is perfect. “Everyone’s staring at us like we’re child abusers.” This is amazing. I cannot even form any coherent thoughts.

Shapeshifter lady? “Give me the baby before I stab you in your neck.” Dean, you are perfect.

“Who designed this thing, NASA?” Also, they called him Bobby John. That is PERFECT! Shapeshifters are gross. By the way. “This is like diffusing an IED with poop.” Dean, you are amazing with babies. ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF BABIES!

Sammy, I love you. I love you so much. You’re always asking Dean the questions that need to be asked. Dean, you gave alcohol to a baby. You are a perfect man.

Wait...shapeshifter? Is that what happened? A shapeshifter impregnated that chick? What now?

OH EW WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! HOLY SHIT IT’S BLACK NOW! “I’m not just talking about me; I’m talking about our father.” Like God, or what? Nice job, Sammy.

“They might get upset when it turns Asian.” HAHAHA oh dear Lord. “I’m a freakin head case.” Dean, bby. I love you. Dean, you’re cuddling a Shifter baby. You are super mega awesome.

“What do you think I’m going to do?” “You really don’t want me to answer that.” So protective.

“Raise him?” Yes, that’s very weird. Shit, Christian is an ASSHOLE! But yeah, a Shifter as a Hunter? That’d be pretty cool, honestly.

“Congrats, it’s a boy...sometimes.” TROLOLOL

Shit, it’s dressed as Samuel. Well, that’s not cool. At least they know he’s the Shifter, though. Oh....Mark just got killed. And Arlene almost did. But they’re going to box him up? That does not sound good.

WHAT?! That guy is no ordinary Shifter, is he? Ahh, Sam, it’s you! Woah. It didn’t even need to shed itself. Insanity. What is this fuckery? An Alpha? WOAH COOL!!!

Who is Samuel talking to? He’s not good, is he? This is sad. He said, “It killed three of my people.” But only Mark died, right? What am I missing? Am I just stupid, or something?

Oh, Dean, bby. “You’re not a construction worker, you’re a Hunter.” Thank GOD Lisa understands that. UGH I HATE LISA SO MUCH! I’m glad that she’s letting him go, but at the same time, she’s practically kicking him out, and she’s offering to be like...a fuck buddy or something...this is not awesome.

LOOK AT THE IMPALA! SHE IS PERFECT AND AMAZING AND LOOK AT ALL OF THAT AWESOMENESS! Dean is a very happy man. Excellent. Back to being a Hunter.

I live a Sam Appreciation Life. I live a Dean Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 2: Two and a Half Men (SPOILER BLOG)

The Shifter baby episode! So weird.

Ben: You had your own rifle when you were my age!
Dean: Ben, mark my words, you will never, ever shoot a gun.

AHH THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE WHEN BEN HAS TO SHOOT THAT DEMON. It sucks. I obviously don’t blame Dean, but it’s terrible when he makes promises that he can’t keep.

WOAH SOMETIMES DEAN IS AN AWESOME DAD AND SOMETIMES HE IS AWFUL. This hurts me in so many ways. I’m feeling a lot of John-induced-bitterness right now. Dean doesn’t know how to be a good dad. He doesn’t know how to talk to kids, how to discipline them, without getting angry and yelling. DAMN YOU JOHN WHY WEREN’T YOU BETTER TO YOUR BOYS.

HAHA I love how Soulless!Sam is like, “Oh. A kid. Dean has a kid. Dean will help.”

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said ‘huh’.
Dean: I just said ‘shut it’.

SOULLESS!SAM DOES NOT LIKE BABIES.

I love/hate that Dean’s first instinct is to name their fake-son ‘Bobby’ while Sam’s is to name him ‘John’. It’s clear where there loyalties lie now.

I LOVE WATCHING DEAN TAKE CARE OF A BABY. MY HEART IS SO FULL OF HAPPINESS.

There are many things I should say about this conversation between Sam and Dean, but I can’t even. Talking about the Winchester Childhood hurts way, way too much.

I can understand how Jensen says it was really difficult for him to play off of Jared’s Soulless!Sam. Soulless!Sam acts nothing like real Sam. And for Jensen, that must have been really difficult for him to try to be brothers with a man who didn’t have a soul.

Ugh. Skinwalkers/shapeshifters are NOT FUN. THEY ARE GROSS. Actually, that’s racist. All the one we meet happen to be gross.

Soulless!Sam is terrifying to me. I know he could be a lot scarier, because he’s not necessarily evil, but it reminds me of the What Is And What Should Never Be ‘Verse where Sam just wasn’t the Sam that we knew and recognized. We know Sam too well by this point to let little slips in his character go like this.

I don’t think this is realistic. If Lisa was on her own, it would be okay for her to say “Oh, yeah, drop by when you can, let’s do this long distance”, but does she really want Ben growing up with that kind of instability in his life? Hmm.

YES BABY IS BACK I MISSED HER FOR ONE EPISODE NEVER LEAVE HER AGAIN DEAN. That is true love right there. Fuck Dean/Lisa, fuck Wincest, fuck Destiel (OMG I SAID IT), right now I am all about Dean/Impala. I will never ship anything else ever again.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 1: Exile On Main St

Welcome to Season 6. I’m not sure how I feel that the show continued after the Season 5 finale. It seemed like everything was wrapped up really well, loose ends were tied, etcetera. Until Sam shows up outside Lisa’s. If they’d left that out, it would have been the perfect ending.

I realize that fans would have wanted the show to go on, that the show is still popular, all of those things. I don’t know if the sixth season is worse than the fifth, since I haven’t seen any of the episodes yet, so I can’t ruminate on anything more than what I’ve already said.

Let’s get to it.

Seeing these flashbacks is very emotional for me, because I only watched this last night.

Dean and Lisa are living together. I know they were at the end of last season, but UGH I am not happy about this. I still don’t want them to be together.

Oh, Dean, you drive a truck, you’re freaking domestic. You work construction. You have a real job. I’m incredibly depressed by this. You’re at a barbeque. You’re teaching Ben how to fix a truck. You’re going to bed at night in a house, locking all the doors and being incredibly domestic. Dean, even your hair is combed and fixed.

I don’t know how he is content with this. I just don’t understand. But you keep your gun under the bed. Bby, this kind of life isn’t for you.

“Pest control.” Well, sure, if Wendigos and ghosts and demons and FUCKING LUCIFER are ‘pests.’

See, the thing about Dean, the reason why an apple pie life would never work for him, is that he cares way too much about saving other people. The only reason he went back to Lisa was because Sam made him promise. Another reason an apple pie life would never work is that he carries guns with him wherever he goes. That’s not the way normal people are, unless they’ve really got a reason to be carrying guns.

On the other hand, I think, if Dean really wanted to be domestic, he’d be amazing at it. Because he’s so caring, he’d be a great boyfriend, husband, father, you name it. He’d do anything for the people he loves, as he’s already proved for the last five seasons.

“Possums kill, Sid.” HAHAHA oh, but sulfur. DEMON!

Oh, praise all the living things that Dean didn’t give up the Impala. I knew he couldn’t, but still. He’s driving a truck.

What the fuck is this? Azazel? What, what, WHAT?! WHAT?! AZAZEL! SAM! You just stabbed Dean with something. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

Dean was poisoned? Who poisoned him? What the hell? Oh, Sam gave him the antidote, I bet. Good Sam. But WHY THE HELL IS HE BACK HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THE CAGE?!

DEAN WHY IS YOUR SHIRT TUCKED IN?!

Sam’s been back a year?! I mean, shit, wait, I knew that, but still. UGH NO THIS IS NOT OKAY! I hope Dean punches him in the face.

“They’re more like family.” WHAT?! Like...Mary’s family? What the hell...

Oh shit. Mary’s dad...is he actually Mary’s dad? Is this real life? He was dead. HE WAS DEAD BECAUSE HE WAS AZAZEL AND HE DIED! He got resurrected, too?

Djinn? Like the scary things that captured Dean a few seasons ago? Fuck, the guy who was watching over them is dead. And Lisa and Ben got abducted. Shit. This is really not good. Ugh, Dean, bby, you’re so upset.

Did Bobby know about this? Was Dean the only one who didn’t know? I hate when people keep stuff from Dean. This sucks. I do not support Bobby and Sam keeping Dean out of the loop. I do not support it at all. I’m upset.

I hate that Lisa’s making him feel bad about wanting to protect her. I understand where she’s coming from, but still. I’ve never been a fan of guilting people into doing anything, and Lisa’s trying to guilt him into staying, and she’s using Ben as another way to do it. That’s not fair to Dean. Didn’t she know he was unhappy? As much as he could comb his hair and sleep in the same bed every night and lock the doors and hold a job, he wasn’t happy. There was no way he’d have lasted much longer, I don’t think. That’s not underestimating Dean at all. That’s overestimating his draw to Lisa.

“You’ve been out of the game for a while; leave it to the professionals.” Oh,  you did NOT just say that. Dean will kick your ass every time.

Also, is Sid going to have something to do with this? I don’t know why, I just don’t trust him.

Oh, the Djinn are over there. This is not good. Oh, and now the Djinn are there! UGH THIS SUCKS. Oh, Sid is dead. That is not good. Um, okay, this is bad. I don’t like it. And HAH! Dean’s golf clubs came in handy! Score one more for Dean. Oh, Dean, bby, you have to get up. You have to get over there. Lisa and Ben are fine. They can’t really be there. This is not really happening. This is all a hallucination. It’s got to be.

Come on, Dean, bby. Come on. Fight it. You can do it. Don’t let Sam lose. Go save your brother. The Djinn are crazy cool. They’re bad, but woah, they’re pretty awesome.

Also, is Samuel really bad? Please tell me he’s not. Please tell me he’s okay.

Dean, you’re such a standup guy. I can’t even believe that you’re going to go back to Lisa and Ben. And you’re giving Sam the Impala? That’s ridiculous. I just want Dean to go with them and to Hunt and leave Lisa and Ben and never come back to them.

I live a Sam Appreciation Life. That is all.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 6, Episode 1: Exile on Main Street (SPOILER BLOG)

Okay, so... Season six. Here we are. I think in a lot of ways, this almost feels like a spinoff, or a sequel. Supernatural Part 2: What Happened After They Stopped The Apocalypse. Something like that. The last episode of Season 5 just feels like such a definitive END that anything after it feels... unconnected, somehow. Does that make sense?

If I’m being totally honest here, I barely remember anything about first part of Season 6. Okay, well, that’s a lie. Obviously, I remember Soulless!Sam. I remember Sam Campbell, and Gwen, and some other random family members who die. I remember the ‘fight the fairies’ episode, and I know there are a couple skinwalker episodes (like Bobby John! Episode 2, I believe). So yeah. Then once The French Mistake hits, there’s all that stuff about Fate and Eve and Castiel’s Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal BLAH BLAH BLAH I HATE EVERYTHING LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT IT UNTIL WE HAVE TO, OKAY?

Also, I know there’s a whole lot of shit about Ben and Lisa. Lisa gets over him but Ben doesn’t? Dean is a vampire? I don’t know. I honestly wasn’t paying attention until Episode 15, which is when I caught up to the series. The Man Who Would Be King was the very first episode I actually watched on the night it aired. Weird, huh?

ANYWAY I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED WATCHING THIS EPISODE YET. But I don’t really want to. Because Lisa.

I honestly just don’t know about her. I completely understand why Dean wants to be with her. But why does she want to be with him? She’s met him twice, then talked to him for five minutes towards the end of Season 5. She’s so willing to just welcome him into her house, let him be a father to her child, etc. when in reality, he’s a dangerous alcoholic ex-angel-vessel and he CAN’T ACTUALLY HAVE AN APPLE PIE LIFE. AUGH I just have so many conflicting feelings when it comes to this. I do think Dean loved her in a certain way, but I just don’t see how she could love him. She barely knows him, and right now he’s broken. How can she truly love a man who doesn’t love himself?

Ugh. Lisa. I have many feelings about her and only a couple of them are good.

AND BEN. HE USED TO BE AN ADORABLE LITTLE KID WHO WAS EXACTLY LIKE DEAN AND NOW HE’S A SASSY PRETEEN. DO NOT APPROVE.

OH MY GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS! Castiel has already made the deal with Crowley at this point! That makes me very upset. I don’t really blame Castiel or Dean for what happened, especially after watching Swan Song so recently. After seeing what Dean went through, and how angry he was, if I was Castiel, I would NEVER have involved him. And Cas tells us directly: he didn’t leave Dean out because he was being selfish or power-hungry. He did it to protect Dean, and keep him in a life they both thought Dean wanted. The only thing I think Castiel did wrong was keep it a secret for so long. The only thing I can really blame Dean for is making Cas feel like he couldn’t ask for help. When Dean calls him family in ‘The Man Who Would Be King’, Cas shouldn’t look that surprised. Dean should have let him know a long time ago that he loved him, because then Cas would have felt like he could tell Dean what was going on, and then this whole mess wouldn’t have happened.

ALSO. Cas must have been really, really confused, because he pulled Sam out of the pit and then Sam just walked away. If I was Cas, I would have been like, “Crazy Winchesters. I don’t even know about you guys anymore.”

I’ve already written like, two pages, and the episode hasn’t even started yet. Ugh. Season 6.

I just don’t know about Domestic!Dean. It’s cute to watch him have a nice little routine with Ben and Lisa. At the same time, I’m like WHERE’S YOUR CAR WHERE’S YOUR JACKET UGH GO HUNT SOMETHING for goodness’ sake.

I don’t give a shit what Lisa says, BEN IS DEAN’S SON. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM UGH.

I hate Dean’s new jacket. And that goddamn truck.

I guess in a way, we did need Season 6. Because I would not have believed that Dean could go completely and totally domestic and just live happily ever after with Lisa. He’d always be looking over his shoulder for demons and angels. He’d always be hiding guns in his car. This is his equivalent of Sam at Stanford, and the message is the same: you can’t get out of this life. It’s forever. You’re stuck in it. I’m actually positive that this situation has happened before; Dean gets really paranoid that there’s something Supernatural around and hunts it and then it turns out to be nothing.

It’s weird seeing Dean have friends.

I love how Dean reacts to that little yappy dog. Looks like someone retained something from ‘Yellow Fever’...

Sid: Dean! Is that a gun?
Dean: No! Yeah. Well... I got a permit for it.
Sid: What, to shoot the Glickman’s dog?
Dean: I thought that was a possum. Remember when I said I was in pest control. Possums carry rabies,so...
Sid: I did not know that!
Dean: Oh yeah, possums kill, Sid.

BABY. BABY BABY BABY. Don’t hide her under a tarp, Dean! Set her free! She needs to feel the wind on her again!

Lisa: Did you almost shoot a Yorkie?
Dean: Technically.

SEE THIS IS WHY I DON’T BUY THEIR STORY LINE. Lisa’s like, “Oh, ha ha, Dean, you are your guns, don’t shoot the neighborhood pets, dear” when in actuality, she should be horrified that Dean is potentially paranoid and running around with firearms. I know she trusts him, because of that one time she didn’t and it almost cost her Ben, but still. She has to know that Dean isn’t over what happened with Sam and I would honestly be worried that he was cracking up.

Ahh, Soulless!Sam is creepy as SHIT. He is a terrifying monster man. I’M FLAILING OVER HERE.

I can’t believe that when I first watched this, I didn’t immediately realize that something was wrong with Sam. I guess I just thought he was being AngryDemonBlood!Sam, who occasionally forgets that he has feelings and is really sarcastic and snarky. But that hug... it is SOULLESS. Oh, poor Dean.

Woah! Dean guesses Cas! He’s right! Dean, you’re right! It was Cas!

Sam: You finally had what you wanted, Dean.
Dean: I wanted my brother! Alive!

WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT DEAN IS NOT THE APPLE PIE LIFE MAN UGH

Gross. The Campbells. Do not like or want. Someone on Tumblr calls Sam Campbell ‘Sampa Soup’ and now that’s all I can think of when I see him.

DO NOT LIKE YOU SAMPA. Get out now.

I like that they did the usual ‘zoom on Sam, zoom on Dean’ shot, and normally they would both look super distressed, but in this case, Sam just looks mildly put out.

LISA DON’T WHINE ABOUT DEAN HUGGING YOU.

“If you’re here, something’s wrong.” Oh, Bobby.

Ugh, I cannot believe Bobby knew. I understand why he didn’t tell him, but still. There’s a HUGE difference between “I didn’t want to get you back in the life so I didn’t call you when there was a big hunt I needed help with” and “I didn’t want to get you back in the life so I didn’t call you when your brother came back from the dead.”

Dean: That woman and that kid, I went to them because you asked me to!
Bobby: Good!
Dean: Good for who? I showed up on their doorstep, half out of my head with grief! God knows why they even let me in! I drank too much, I had nightmares! I looked everywhere! I collected hundreds of books trying to find anything to bust you out.
Sam: You promised you would leave it alone.
Dean: Of course I didn’t leave it alone! Sue me!

I feel like I have too much to say about this. I’m not even going to go into it. Except to say that Sam and Dean are ridiculous. They each think that they can convince the other to not go after them when they die, and it’s like ARE YOU STUPID? OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO GO AFTER YOU THEY LOVE YOU. It doesn’t matter how many promises are made: there is nothing that can stop Dean from trying to bring Sam back, and vice versa. Examples found in Seasons 1, 2, and 3. 4 and 5 to an extent.

As I look at Dean and Lisa sitting together on the stairs, I just... don’t see them as a couple. They don’t fit to me. I don’t know why. I’ve also seen a lot of people who dislike Lisa because she claims the best year of her life was the one she spent with Dean, but I’ll give her this one. It was the best year of her life because it was the year her son had a father. That’s legit. I’ll give you that, Lisa.

Anytime someone says “Leave it to the professionals” to Dean, I want to SMASH THEIR FACE. Dean Winchester is the best, most badass motherfuckin’ hunter on this planet. Do not talk down to him. Do not diminish his badassery. He will kill you just so he can salt and burn your goddamn bones.

How long was Sam in Hell for? Was it worse because he was in a box with Michael and Lucifer? Because they make it seem like Sam’s memories of Hell could literally rip his brain apart, when all Dean’s memories of Hell gave him was really bad PTSD and a guilt complex.

Yay, ceiling fires. They’re ridiculous even when they’re imaginary.

What Dean says in this final scene makes me wonder why he does what he does at the end of the season. He takes away their memories of evil, and leaves them defenseless.

SOULLESS!SAM OMG HE HAS NO SOUL HE IS SUCH A DICK

Ugh, Season 6. I just don’t know about you sometimes. This blog is three pages of angry ranting.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 5, Episode 22: Swan Song

Aren’t swan songs like...bad?

Great. That’s reassuring. And they’re going to play Carry On My Wayward Son, too, aren’t they? I will commence crying...now.

Chuck is narrating the Impala’s history? I’m crying already.

“On April 21, 1967, the hundred millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville. A blue 2-door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches. The Lieutenant Governor even showed up. Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her. But they should’ve. Because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car...no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. She was first owned by Sal Moriarty, an alcoholic with two ex wives and three blocked arteries. On weekends he’s drive around giving Bibles to the poor, ‘gettin’ folks right for Judgment Day,’ that’s what he said. Sam and Dean don’t know any of this, but if they did, I bet they’d smile. After Sal died, she ended up at Rainbow Motors, a used car lot in Lawrence, where a young Marine bought her on impulse. That is, after a little advice from a friend. I guess that’s where this story begins. And here’s where it ends.”

I am already crying. This is depressing. Oh, Dean. You sound so sad already. “I do know that if anyone can do it, it’s you.” ALL MY CREYS FOREVER!

Why is there so much blood? Is it demon blood? Is that why this is happening? Yes, it is. “Devil’s in Detroit.” What? ...Oh...The End, right? When Dean sees himself in 5 years, he meets the Devil in Detroit. Oh, boy.

Aw, Cas, bby, you’re sleeping in the backseat of the Impala. And you’re human. I’m torn between being sad and being suicidal.

“You know I’m not comin’ back. So you gotta promise me something.” “Okay, yeah. Anything.” “You gotta promise not to try to bring me back.” Oh, Sam. Sammy. You’re sending Dean to an apple pie life where he won’t be happy. HE WON’T BE HAPPY BECAUSE HE WON’T HAVE YOU IN HIS LIFE THIS IS AWFUL!

This is the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen. “When he gets in, you fight him tooth and nail, you understand? Keep swinging. Don’t give an inch.” Bobby.

“You take care of these guys, okay?” “That’s not possible.” “Then humor me.” “Oh, I’m supposed to lie. Uh, suure, they’ll be fine.” Cas, you’re adorable.

I cannot even with the Dean/Sam goodbye. I’m so sad. SO SAD. ALL MY SADS FOREVER AND MY CREYS AND WAHHHHHH

“Let’s go.” Shit. This is insanity. “Hey guys, is your father home?” Nice.

Oh, look at Lucifer. He’s scary looking. Mark Pellegrino, you’re amazing.

“The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have. And a few things they don’t. But none of that stuff’s important. This is the stuff that’s important. The army man that Sam crammed in the ashtray: it’s still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents: to this day, heat comes on, they can hear them rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs. Really theirs. Even when Dean rebuilt her from the ground up, he made sure all these little things stayed. ‘Cause it’s the blemishes that make her beautiful. The Devil doesn’t know or care what kind of car the boys drive.”

I am crying. All of those memories? So perfect and sad and the music is making me really upset. Holy shit, did you see what Sam did to those demons? Amazing. I loveeee ittttttt. I LOOOVEEEE IIIITTTTTTT.

Shit, Sam’s not going to be Sam anymore. This is so bad. I can’t even...I LEGITIMATELY CANNOT!

No, Sam, NO! Don’t be Lucifer! SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT THIS IS HORRIBLE I CANNOT I CANNOT I CANNOT

...

I cannot breathe. I cannot think. I cannot...

...

Shit. Sam’s the Devil now. I’m IN A RAGE! THIS IS THE MADDEST I’VE EVER BEEN!

Woah, this is amazing. Sam in the mirror, and Lucifer as Sam. This is so depressing. But damn, Jared’s a good actor. This is awesome, but it’s HORRIBLE AND SCARY AND SAD!

Payback? What now? Who are those people? People who wronged Sam? Ugh, they were Azazel’s. Not just Brady, then. Ugh, this is HORRIBLE!

“You don’t have to be mean.” Cas, you’re awesome. “I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol...” Lovely.

Shit. I just want everything to be okay. Apocalypse is scary. Listen to the pain in Dean’s voice. They are all amazing.

Oh, Lucy killed all those people...

“In between jobs, Sam and Dean would sometimes get a day, sometimes a week, if they were lucky. They’d pass the time lining their pockets. Sam used to insist on honest work, but now he hustles pool. Like his brother. They could go anywhere and do anything. They drove a thousand miles for an Ozzie show, two days for a Jayhawks game. And when it was clear, they’d park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars. For hours. Without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure maybe they never really had a roof or four walls, but they were never, in fact, homeless.”

ALL OF MY CREYS FOREVER! Chuck, you are ruining me. “That’s a good line.” Yes, yes it is. “Mistress Magda.” Adorable. I love you, Chuck.

“Tomorrow, high noon, place called Stall Cemetery.” Oh, it all has to end where it started, in Lawrence. This is sad. So they have to get from Detroit to Lawrence overnight.

“The only thing you’re going to see out there is Michael killing your brother.” “Well, then I ain’t gonna let him die alone.” OH DEAN, BBY! DEANNNN I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU FOREVER!

How are they going to stop this? What are they going to do? “You’re a monster, Lucifer, and I have to kill you.” That’s what I have to say from their whole thing. It’s really interesting to see Sam and Adam face off, even though technically I guess it’s Michael and Lucifer.

IMPALA!!! DEAN! Is it wrong that as soon as the song started up in the Impala, I covered my mouth and laughed. I grew up listening to that song (thank my stepdad for that). Dean, bby, your eyes are beautiful. By the way.

“Dean, even for you, this is a whole new mountain of stupid.” “I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to Sam.” This is amazing.

ASSBUTT! ALL MY CREYS FOREVER AND ALWAYS I AM CASTIEL AND HE IS ME AND WE ARE THE SAME PERSON HE IS PERFECT AND HE SAID ASSBUTT AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HURT BUT IT’LL BE OKAY BECAUSE CASTIEL SAID ASSBUTT!

Welp, Michael’s gone. Does that mean Adam’s dead? I hope not.

“Assbutt?” I love that Dean questions it.

“Castiel, did you just Molotov my brother with holy fire?” “Uh...no...” “No one dicks with Michael but me.” Uh oh. CASTIEL JUST BLEW UP HE IS GONE WHAT THE HELL CAS NO YOU CAN’T DIE! BOBBY NO YOU CAN’T DIE TOO!

All the bad things are happening. So much punching. “Sammy, it’s okay. It’s okay, I’m here. I’m not gonna leave you.” Oh, Dean...

SAM COME ON YOU CAN FIGHT HIM!

UGH ALL THE SAM AND DEAN AND THE HUG AT THE END OH MY GOD I AM SOBBING!

Yes, Sam. You did it! Come on. Come on. Evrything hurts and I am so sad, but Sam fought him. Sam fought the evil and won. COME ON, PLEASE! SAM! PLEASE! Sam, you’re taking Michael with  you. Sam, you are beautiful. Sammy, you have all of my love forever.

Dean...bby. Cas is there for you. And he’s an angel again. “Cas, are you God?” “That’s a nice compliment, but no. Although I do believe he brought me back. New and improved.” Jesus. What is this show doing to me?

“Endings are hard. Any chap-assed monkey with a keyboard can tap out a beginning, but endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch, there’s always going to be holes, and since it’s the ending, it’s all supposed to add up to something. I’m telling you, they’re a raging pain in the ass.”

Dean’s coming after God now? Well, yeah, I can see that. “What would you rather have? Peace, or freedom?” Ugh. Cas.

“This is the last Dean and Bobby will see of each other for a very long time. And, for the record, at this point next week, Bobby will be hunting a Rugaru outside of Dayton. But not Dean. Dean didn’t want Cas to save him. Every part of him, every fiber he’s got wants to die, or find a way to bring Sam back. But he isn’t gonna do either. Because he made a promise. So what’s it all add up to? It’s hard ot say. But me, I’d say this was a test. For Sam and Dean. And I think they did all right. Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God Himself. They made their own choice. They chose family, and, well...isn’t that kinda the whole point? No doubt, endings are hard, but then again, nothing ever really ends, does it? The end.”

I don’t want Dean to be with Lisa. I think she’s just what he thinks he should want. But listen to his voice. He is absolutely destroyed by this. But she’s wrong. It’s not okay. It’s never going to be okay, because Dean doesn’t have Sam anymore.

Ugh, Chuck disappeared. Is he in Heaven now?

Sam? SAM WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE ALIVE AND YOU CAN SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING AND DEAN WENT TO LISA LIKE YOU TOLD HIM TO BUT WHY IS HE BACK?!

So...this is the point in my blogs where I talk about the season as a whole. I know that this was supposed to be the series finale, and I also know that it didn’t end up that way. I’ve heard a lot of controversy about whether it should have been or not, but I’m not going to weigh in on that.

I loved this season. I adored it. It made me cry and I wanted to throw things on several occasions. I can’t even begin to express how this show makes me feel. The acting was amazing this season, just a stellar cast and ugh, I just...

This show is amazing. I cannot even anymore.

I live a Supernatural Appreciation Life. I live a SPN Cast Appreciation Life.

Liz Watches: Supernatural Season 5, Episode 22: Swan Song (SPOILER BLOG)

Oh, dear God. I am not ready. I’m just not ready.

I have only seen Swan Song once, and when I watched it, and I was not as emotionally invested in the Winchesters, in Castiel, in Supernatural as a whole. I was just, you know, casually watching a TV show. Now, it is my life. I am not prepared for the number this is about to do on my emotions.

AND OF COURSE, CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON MAKES ME CRY RIGHT OFF THE BAT. This song. This goddam song. I cannot. I cannot. I CANNOT.

The second Chuck started talking about the Impala I just started weeping. The Impala speech is making me weep and cry and flail. And I’m serious. This is actually crying. Tears are streaming down my face. I just want to quote this entire episode.

“On April 21, 1967, the 100 millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville--a blue two-door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches, the lieutenant governor even showed up. Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her. But they should have. because that 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car--no, the most important object--in pretty much the whole universe.”

Dean is finally letting Sam grow up. He’s letting Sam make his own decisions.

“The truth is, watching out for you... it’s kind of been my job, you know? More than that-- it’s kind of who am I am. But you’re not a kid anymore, Sam. I can’t keep treating you like one. Maybe I gotta grow up a little too. I don’t know if we got a snowball’s chance, but I do know that if anybody can do it, it’s you.”

Dean sounds like he’s got a big old lump in his throat. Winchester Brotherly Affection is making my heart weep right now. Dean’s entire life has been looking out for Sam. His father drilled that into him: his entire existence is watching out for his younger brother. But now he’s letting that go. He’s growing up himself and he’s letting Sam do the same.

I basically want to jump off a cliff right now.

“Aw, ain’t he a little angel.” Dean loves Cas so much. No one will ever convince me otherwise.

I don’t like that Sam makes Dean promise to go live an apple-pie life. It makes his choice to go to Lisa at the end feel kind of cheap. I know he loved her in his way, but it feel like he’s doing it for Sam. Hunting was always his first and best love (after his family, of course) and the life he leads with Lisa for that year is just so UNNATURAL to me. It feels like a broken promise he made to his brother.

I FUCKING HATE GOODBYES. I HATE THEM.

Sam: Take care of these guys, okay?
Castiel: That’s not possible.
Sam: Then humor me.
Castiel: Oh! I’m supposed to lie. Uh, sure, they’ll be fine!

Cas lying like a human is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. He’s so disappointed in himself that he didn’t pick up on Sam’s human cue, and then he tries so hard to cover it up. Oh my god, my baby.

Oh, Sam. OH, SAM. I honestly don’t give him enough love, but I admire him so much right now. He is so brave. He is amazing. SAM. SAM MY DARLING.

“The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have... and a few things they don't. But none of that stuff's important. This is the stuff that's important. The Army man that Sam crammed in the ashtray--it's still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents. to this day, heat comes on, and you can hear 'em rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs. Really theirs. Even when Dean rebuilt it from the ground up, he made sure all these little things stayed. 'Cause it's the blemishes that made her beautiful.”

THIS IS THE BEST SPEECH. I KNOW I’VE SAID THAT BEFORE BUT OH OH OH. Chuck has three brilliant speeches in this episode.

Dean looks destroyed when he realizes that Lucifer knows their plan.

“A fiddle of gold against your soul says I am better than you.” Heartbreak.

LUCIFER. YOU ARE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

Note: Jared Padalecki is fucking fantastic. He is an acting genius. Padaleck-Adoration-Time.

So, remember that time I wanted to quote this entire speech but I CAN’T BECAUSE THAT MEANS I’D HAVE TO WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AND I CAN’T DO IT MY EMOTIONS JUST CAN’T MY HEART HURTS WAY WAY WAY TOO MUCH. When he points out ‘Azazel’s Gang’... I honestly can’t. I hate you, Lucifer. I hate you I hate you I hate you.

Castiel: It’s starting.
Dean: Ya think, genius?
Castiel: You don’t have to be mean.

LOVER’S QUARREL. LOVER’S QUARREL.

Dean: So what do we do now?
Castiel: I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol.

AND THEN BONE. YES I CAN STILL SHIP DESTIEL WHILE ALL THIS PAIN IS HAPPENING AROUND ME.

Dean, stop bitching at Cas. Oh, I hate it when Mom and Dad fight.

THIS
GODDAMN
SCENE

WATCHING BOBBY LOSE HOPE HURTS MORE THAN ANYTHING.

I hate seeing Sam sit like that. It’s so Lucifer and it terrifies me.

“In between jobs, Sam and Dean would sometimes get a day--sometimes a week, if they were lucky. They'd pass the time lining their pockets. Sam used to insist on honest work, but now he hustles pool, like his brother. They could go anywhere and do anything. They drove a thousand miles for an Ozzy show. Two days for a Jayhawks game. And when it was clear, they'd park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars... for hours... without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.”

I WANT TO DIE. JUST KILL ME NOW PLEASE. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

Why, Lawrence? Because you were born there. Duh, Dean. OBVIOUSLY.

Castiel: The only thing you’re going to see out there is Michael killing your brother.
Dean: Well, then I ain’t gonna let him die alone.

Castiel loves Dean so much. It’s plain in his face. He doesn’t want Dean to go through any more pain than he has to. But Dean loves Sam more than anything else in the universe, and he has to do this.

MICHAEL AND LUCIFER. AUGH. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. EVEN THOUGH I HATE THEM BOTH SO MUCH THEIR ANGST STILL HURTS MY HEART.

Why is Lucifer actually making sense right now? Oh, yeah, because he’s a manipulative motherfucker.

This literally sounds like a conversation between Dean and Sam sometimes. This show is fucking genius. I can’t even stand it.

DEAN WINCHESTER SHOWS UP TO SAVE THE DAY Y’ALL. HE IS HERE. HE IS CRASHING YOUR PARTY. THIS IS WHY HE’S MY FAVORITE HUMAN.

“Hey! Assbutt!” CASTIEL IS MY WORLD.

“No one dicks with Michael but me.” Lucifer, I hate you for exploding my baby, but I kind of love you a little bit for being pissed off that Castiel hurt him.

“Sam, it’s okay. It’s okay. I’m here. I’m here. I’m not gonna leave you. I’m not gonna leave you.”

This is my number one favorite thing that Dean ever says.

THE IMPALA. THE IMPALA. THE IMPALA. SHE SAVES THE FUCKING DAY. OF COURSE SHE DOES.

Can I just comment on the perfection of this scene. They could have made it ultra corny with music, but they didn’t. It’s just the wind blowing as we watch the past five years go by. It’s so, so, so perfect.

And they fall in together. Everything hurts. Bye Sam. Bye Adam. Bye Michael. Bye Lucifer. Oh, God, my emotions. I am actually weeping hysterically as I write this.

Dean: Cas, are you God?
Cas: That’s a nice compliment, but no.

THIS HURTS SO MUCH THINKING ABOUT NEXT SEASON. CAS, PLEASE NEVER BECOME GOD. DON’T EAT THE SOULS. STAY MY BABY FOREVER.

The conversation with Dean and Castiel in the Impala hurts me inside.

“You got what you asked for Dean. No paradise, no Hell. Just more of the same. I mean it, Dean. Which would you rather have: peace... or freedom?”

Bye Cas. Bye Bobby.

Did you hear that? Even Chuck says it. Dean goes back to Lisa because he made a promise to Sam. Dean’s voice when he talks to Lisa is so high pitched, like he’s trying so, so hard not to cry.

And here it is: the best speech in all of Supernatural. THE BEST.

“Endings are hard. Any chapped-ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning, but endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch. There's always gonna be holes. And since it's the ending, it's all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you, they're a raging pain in the ass [...] So what's it all add up to? It's hard to say. But me, I'd say this was a test... for Sam and Dean. And I think they did all right. Up against, Good, Evil, angels, devils, Destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family. And, well... isn't that kinda the whole point? No doubt--endings are hard. But then again... nothing ever really ends, does it?”

IS CHUCK GOD? I DON’T KNOW. I JUST DON’T KNOW.

And I honestly believe this could have been it. This could have been the end. I would have been perfectly content with it ending at Chuck vanishing after that perfect, brilliant speech.

BUT THEN WE HAD TO HAVE THAT LAST SHOT OF GODDMAN SOULLESS!SAM AND NOW THE WHOLE CYCLE STARTS OVER AGAIN.

GODDAMN IT KRIPKE. I AM COMING FOR YOU.

In other news: I love Dean. I love Sam. I love Castiel. I love Bobby. I love Supernatural. Goodnight.

Sarah Watches: Supernatural Season 5, Episode 21: Two Minutes To Midnight

This is the penultimate episode of season 5. I am going to cry so hard, I know it. I’m not excited.

He’s Pestilence. This Doctor. Shit.. He’s scary. Ew. Pea soup.

Cas is in the hospital. And he’s not okay. That’s not good. The doctors thought he was brain dead. “I’m told it upset the sailors.”

“You could say my batteries are drained.” “What are you saying, you’re out of angel mojo?” “I’m saying I am thirsty, my head aches, I have a bug bite that itches no matter how much I scratch it. I’m saying that I’m just incredibly...” “...Human.”

CAS IS HUMAN WHAT THE FUCK?!

“You are not the burned and broken shell of a man I believed you to be.” Aw, that’s a sweet apology.

“Eunice Kennedy.” And I love that Dean fell asleep and can’t even handle being in front of the monitor for very long. But they know he’s the doctor guy, so that’s good.

Oh, they’re back to Celeste, now. Ew, that’s some gross stuff on his face. Gross. I want them to kill him now. Ohh, he’s making everyone die of that gross thing? EWEWEWEW pea soup everywhere!!!

SHIT! Come on, guys. Come on. You can do this. You can get him! Get the demon! Or...just collapse there. Gross. How are they going to kill him if they’re so sick?

CAS! YOU TOOK A BUS AND YOU GOT THE RING AND YOU KILLED THE DEMON YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU!

“I don’t understand your definition of good news.” I’m with you, Cas, bby. His face when he sees Crowley, too. Perfect.

Bobby took the deal. Great. “Did you kiss him?” “Sam!” “Just wondering.” “NO!” HAHAHAHA iPHONE PICTURE OF THE KISS. “Why’d you take a picture?” “Why’d you have to use tongue?” TROLOLOLOL PERFECT!

“Lemme guess, we’re about to have a talk.” Dean, you know your brother so well.

“You two are lucky you have your looks.” HAHAHA Crowley, I love you. So not only do they have to stop Death, they also have to stop the Croatoan virus from going out nationwide.

This SONG! I love it. Also, Death is super cool.

I’m so glad Bobby doesn’t take Cas’ shit. That is good. “Remember when we used to just hunt Wendigos, how simple things were?” I REMEMBER! All my creys forever.

Dean now has Deaths scythe? Cool!!!

AND BOBBY CAN WALK AGAIN I LOVE YOU CROWLEY!

“Of course, I am happy to say that if that’s what you want to hear, but it’s not what I think.” “Really?” “You and Dean have a habit of exceeding my expectations.” Cas, bby, you see the good in everyoneeeeeee! And Adam is Michael’s vessel. Shit.

“There’s also the demon blood. To take in Lucifer would be more than you’ve ever drunk.” “But why?” “Strengthens the vessel, keeps it from exploding.” Shit. That’s not so good.

Did Bobby just say “balls?” I bet he did. Shit, this is awesome. I say that when I’m upset. I hope they didn’t release any Croatoan. But I’m wrong. Looks like they did. That’s not good. Why would Sam leave Bobby with the knife? Okay, never mind.

“Hey, let’s stop for pizza.” “You serious?” “I’ve heard it’s good.”

Look at all those Reapers. Cool. But what the hell is going on? No Death? They have to get him.

What does Bobby know that Sam doesn’t seem to?

Crowley, stop disappearing. Oh, you found him. Never mind, okay. He’s in a pizzeria. Nice, nice. Also, I love that Death’s car is white and the Impala is black. I’m just saying...

Nice, close shot, Cas. You’re awesome.

I really hope Dean can kill Death, but it looks like the scythe won’t work. Shit. What now? Oh, he’s meeting Death. Can this show get any weirder.

“Mixed feelings about that. So is this the part where...where you kill me?” “You have an inflated sense of your importance. To a thing like me, a thing like you, well, think how you’d feel if a bacterium sat at your table and started to get snarky. This is one little planet, in one tiny solar system, in a galaxy that’s barely out of diapers.”

Death is fucking amazing. “How old are you?” “As old as God, maybe older. Neither of us can remember anymore. Life, death, chicken, egg. Regardless, I’ll reap him, too.” HE’S GOING TO KILL GOD?! WHAT THE HELL?!

So Death wants to be on Dean’s side? “I’m enslaved to a bratty child having a tantrum.” Shit, he’s BRILLIANT!

“You can help me take the bullets out of Lucifer’s gun.”

What are the conditions? “You have to do whatever it takes to put Lucifer in his cell. Whatever it takes. Your brother, he’s the one that can stop Lucifer. The only one.” Shit, so this is going to have to go down, isn’t it. Sam’s going to have to go into the pit. CRAP! I’m glad Dean took the deal, because they can always get Sam out later, right?

“High kicks fair, boobs need work.” Bobby, you’re amazing. “Then you know Sam will beat the Devil, or die trying.” I love you, Bobby. “What are you afraid of, losing? Or losing your brother?”

UGH THIS SHOW WHAT THE HELL ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT OF THE SEASON!

I live a Crowley Appreciation Life. I live a Cas Appreciation Life. I live a Death Appreciation Life.